He offers me a calamari ring.
I hesitate...but take it anyway
believing that it's just a friendship thing.
He seems to think I'm game...to my dismay!
His tone of voice is suddenly quite gruff
as I reveal that I'm a lesbian.
Our easy friendship turns abruptly rough
and he pretends I said “a thespian”.
The trouble is I don't know how to act!
I have a friendly personality
but that (how can I say this with some tact)
does not mean that you get to sleep with me!
Next time he offers calamari rings
perhaps I should just throw a brick at him...
Last edited by desert-fish on Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:05 pm; edited 1 time in total
Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:02 pm
A Minor
Joined: 14 Jan 2007
Posts: 16
Most excellent Mirage!
I enjoyed the heck out of that one I must say, indeed I did.
As I was reading it I was completely relating to it. So in relating to it I was laughing pretty darn hard. I have been there one to many times.
Too funny!
I can't wait for your next one in this category of writings.
Thank you for the words & sharing.
I can't stand men who think they can turn a lesbian straight or those who you are friendly with and just because you are nice they think you want to take them to bed...when all you really want to do is kick them in the balls.
I kept yelling exactly exactly as I read this poem...very nicely done
Hugs,
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Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:55 am
desert-fish
Joined: 13 Apr 2006
Posts: 2777
Location: deleted
quote:Originally posted by A Minor:
Most excellent Mirage!
I enjoyed the heck out of that one I must say, indeed I did.
As I was reading it I was completely relating to it. So in relating to it I was laughing pretty darn hard. I have been there one to many times.
Too funny!
I can't wait for your next one in this category of writings.
Thank you for the words & sharing.
A Minor
Glad you enjoyed it A minor ....muse has been in humourous mode lately...thanx for reading
Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:35 am
desert-fish
Joined: 13 Apr 2006
Posts: 2777
Location: deleted
quote:Originally posted by Eiregirl:
Pale,
I can't stand men who think they can turn a lesbian straight or those who you are friendly with and just because you are nice they think you want to take them to bed...when all you really want to do is kick them in the balls.
I kept yelling exactly exactly as I read this poem...very nicely done
Hugs,
Eiregirl
lol eire....glad you enjoyed it
hugs
pale
Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:37 am
smart_cookie
Joined: 12 Aug 2006
Posts: 2310
Location: USA
Pale, if you don't know how to act, then you can't be a thespian!
Men are strange lost creatures with their tails on backwards. They huff and puff but it is all out of frustration that they can never be Lesbians!
xox
--Cookie
Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:30 pm
desert-fish
Joined: 13 Apr 2006
Posts: 2777
Location: deleted
quote:Originally posted by smart_cookie_smart:
Pale, if you don't know how to act, then you can't be a thespian!
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