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She Couldn't Wait! (Response to 'She Calls Me Gorgeous')
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Location: U.S. of A. 		Eire

 *Whispers to Mel 'Did you notice Judge Eirelass has no underwear under that black robe?

Cat
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Post Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:02 pm 
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LOL! Blow up doll? Very suspicious........wasn't there a recent theft of sex toys in the UK which included several blow up dolls????????
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Post Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:53 pm 
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 		Chord

 HOORAY!! At last I find a juror on my side (*whispering...and she's been in the same position as me too...) Smile

Whoop, Whoop, Whoop....doing a happy dance.... then stopping to contemplate and wonder exactly what position Chord has been in!

*smiling....thanks for stopping for my trial Wink.

hugs,

Mel x
Post Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:25 pm 
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 		My 'Gorgeous' Lady Cat,

 do you realise the effect you have on me when I read what you say, mmmhhhmmm.

I quote: 'like her absofriggenlutely amazing picture, which turns me on, on command.'

*singin' Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh yeah......careful or I'll be strutting around like a peacock!

Just imagine what'll happen when you meet me for real, I just hope you're prepared darlin' *chuckling Wink


I love you baby,

Your 'Sitting in a Cell' Lover,

Mel xoxox Arrow
Post Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:30 pm 
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 		Cat again!

 the rats ate all my evidence, including the blow up doll. You'd better hide that pic of me before they eat that up too!

I gave the little critters some of the pellets...I tried one but it got stuck between my teeth.

I love you baby

Your Mel xxx
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 		(((((((((((Real))))))))

 hmmmm...not sure that I want my 'breast' pic up on ebay for all and sundry to see *blushing.

*Shouting out 'CAT...HIDE MY PIC WILL YA BABY?

hugs always,

Mel xxx Wink
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 		Judge Eire

 WOW...that's the best sentence ever...a week of hard labour in the bedroom with CAT.....alone Smile

*kissing judge Eires hand...thank you...OMG...thank you.

hugs,

Mel

P.S I forgot to say, the rats ate the blow up doll and then fell ill after eating Mdms food pellets...!!
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 		hmmm. Cat
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*Whispers to Mel 'Did you notice Judge Eirelass has no underwear under that black robe?

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*Whispers back......I think the rats ate them!


Love always,

Your Mel xxx
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Originally posted by DarkChyldesKiss:
LOL! Blow up doll? Very suspicious........wasn't there a recent theft of sex toys in the UK which included several blow up dolls????????
Hey, I remember that!! *chuckling. I'm already on one charge and in custody, don't lay that one on me too 'guv....I begs ya.

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luv'n'hugs,

Mel xx
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