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melons Site Admin
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She Couldn't Wait! (Response to 'She Calls Me Gorgeous')
In response to 'She calls me Gorgeous!'
My Darling was away on business
travelling through rodeo land,
it was difficult to maintain our dates
as no timings could be planned;
for three weeks she was away
coming home for weekends only,
those moments really were quite grand
because in the week I missed her like crazy.
We had some wonderful dates, you know;
sexy, exciting, thrilling....just ace,
our weeks were filled with foreplay
because that's when we touched base.
On Thursday she travelled to the caribean
planning to stay there 'til the Saturday,
she said she had to make love to me on the sand
or it would be an international tragedy!
Hooray, I thought; my luck is in
(I definitely was in the mood)
I tried my hardest, you have no idea
I was really feeling quite lewd.
I wanted her to make love to me,
take me to that most pleasurable height,
I wanted to make love to her too
and be her personal delight!
Well, do you know what, she batted me down
(very gently though, of course)
said she just wasn't in the mood,
'too tired,' she said, with no remorse.
She sent me off to my bed
(my tail between my legs)
there was no way on this earth
I was going to be the one that begs!
So just before we said goodnight
she said that I would cope,
there were plenty of other nights for love
and I was filled with sexual hope.
I told her I could wait as long as it would take,
that I was a grown woman not a child,
she agreed and said the same
and at that, I just smiled.
'So, you can wait to be with me?' I asked,
'you won't use the picture of 'The Breast?'
'No, no,' she said, 'I can manage
and this will put me to the test.'
Well, do you know what, she couldn't wait,
she strayed and I was forlorn,
she strayed with that pic of me
'The Breast' that was very soft porn.
'I waited for you!' I said to her,
'I waited like we agreed,
I waited 2 days and more
but you jumped at the first chance to proceed!'
'I couldn't wait Mel,' she said to me,
'you really are way too hot;
you teased me one time too many
and I needed you such a lot.'
'You should have called and woken me,' I said'
'I would have made love to you at any time,
but using my pic after agreeing to wait,
now that really was a crime!'
So come on ladies, what do you think?
Was a crime here committed?
She turned me down and batted me away
and to DIY she submitted!
Last edited by melons on Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:24 pm; edited 1 time in total
Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:03 am
Love Is
Joined: 30 Dec 2006
Posts: 80
Location: Pacific Northwest
I don't know Mel -- your 'gorgeous' faux pas was quite different from what you are proposing as Mdm's 'crime'. The latter crime was actually flattering for you, the former wasn't too flattering for Mdm!
Excellent narrative, though!
LI _________________
You know love is better than a song
Love is where all of us belong
So don't be shy just let your feelings roll on by
Don't wear fear or nobody will know you're there
-- the Cat
Well as I investigate this and way all of the evidence.
Exhibit A
“She Calls Me Gorgeous”
You compare Mdm’s enormous beauty to RATS!!!!
Exhibit B
“She couldn’t wait”
Mdm says you can cope then she takes out the photo and…hmmm well…flunks her test.
I must conclude that your crime was a felony and Mdm’s a misdemeanor.
Locks melons in a cell full of rats and fines Mdm two hugs and a bum slap.
Judge Eire _________________ All poems and stories posted by Eiregirl are
Copyright 2005 - 2008 Aoibhegréine
These literary works are my property under copyright. If you wish to use my work for any purpose please ASK FIRST.
Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:07 am
Love Is
Joined: 30 Dec 2006
Posts: 80
Location: Pacific Northwest
Well, as a concerned citizen of melswebs, I am quite happy with Judge Eire's opinion. _________________
You know love is better than a song
Love is where all of us belong
So don't be shy just let your feelings roll on by
Don't wear fear or nobody will know you're there
-- the Cat
Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:19 am
SWAY
Joined: 14 Apr 2005
Posts: 1560
Location: Upstate NY
*chuckles and shakes head*
Well ladies, seems we have a crime of passion here, and I think Eire judged fairly.
Hugs,
SWAY _________________ Giving myself to others has made me jaded...
Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:56 pm
Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
Posts: 1536
Location: U.S. of A.
Mel
Well now my sexually frustrated lover. It appears I have the mercy of the court, based on the responses here. Does that surprise you?
Also, a correction in my defense: I did not say I 'wasn't in the mood'. I wasn't even tired. I WAS FATIQUED!!!! I had been traveling for three weeks in a row and even tho I came home on weekends, I was beat.
I can say that I have never not been in the mood and that is all because of you, my love.
And, I will not discuss in this forum about your libido needing a kick-start
a few weeks ago. Oops, did I just say that?
*dialing my attorney re a libel suit.
I love you,
Cat
p.s. Great write _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:44 pm
chordphrute
Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Posts: 1412
Location: Nouvelle Orléans, Louisiane
...as a simple juror in the matter, I do have to agree with juror number one, ms. eirelass herself, on a few aspects. (There was in fact no black glove involved in this case like our Simpson case!)
However...
I must make mention that 'fatigued' is synonymous with 'tired'...which is somewhat of a hobbling manner of stating "I'm not in the mood"..regardless of the reason for justification... and therefore having been in Ms. Melons position quite a few times before.. I must side with her.
(Why do I feel like I'm "flip-flopping" like John Kerry in this matter?)
Alas... nice poem, Ms. Mel!
D _________________ "You can't kiss and keep your eyes open, they'll cross forever" - Rubyfruit Jungle
Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:07 pm
melons Site Admin
Joined: 06 Feb 2004
Posts: 2371
quote:Originally posted by Love Is:
I don't know Mel -- your 'gorgeous' faux pas was quite different from what you are proposing as Mdm's 'crime'. The latter crime was actually flattering for you, the former wasn't too flattering for Mdm!
Excellent narrative, though!
LI
*chuckling.....well now, perhaps if I said I never actually likened Cat to a rat would that change the jurors opinion? I mean, there are all types of gorgeous, gorgeous in beauty, gorgeous sexually, gorgeously humorus, gorgeous spiritually etc ...all of which Cat is and then of course there is the other type of gorgeous....as in, furrily gorgeous, cute gorgeous....which the rats are lol.
It's like when Cat sent me a pumpkin pie, I said it was gorgeous....and I called her pumpkin....so am I in the slammer for that too, or is that just a misdemeanour? *chucklng.
Thanks for replying...
hugs,
Mel x
Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:04 am
Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
Posts: 1536
Location: U.S. of A.
Chord, 'A simple juror'
Well, my friend, even though this is not my thread I am taking the liberty of responding to you.
And since Johnnie Cochrane (if the glove fits you must acquit) is not your defence attorney, I must say: You make a huge leap from 'fatiqued' to not being in the mood. The mood was in place and I wanted to so very much. My eyes wouldn't stay open and I couldn't stop yawning. However, I got my second wind in the middle of the night and couldn't call Mel then. So what's the next best thing - her absofriggenlutely amazing picture, which turns me on, on command. So sue me for being resourceful.
As far as your mention of John Kerry, don't get me started.
Cat
cc: Mel _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:29 pm
melons Site Admin
Joined: 06 Feb 2004
Posts: 2371
(((((((((((Eire)))))))))))
I Object, Your Honour!!
Where are the facts? Did I really compare Mdm's beauty to that of Rats?
I called the rats gorgeous, yes.
I called Mdm gorgeous, yes.
I never called them gorgeous in the same sentence, though *chuckling.
Plus, Mdm pleaded tiredness then decided to go [i]Party[/] with my picture. So...she wasn't so tired after all and left me high and dry (literally *chuckling). If she was panting over my pic just imagine how she'll be over ME in person!
I loved the response here Eire, very funny *smiling.
Can I give Mdm the bum slap before I get locked in with the cell full of rats? You know ...as a last request?
hugs,
Mel x
Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:31 pm
melons Site Admin
Joined: 06 Feb 2004
Posts: 2371
((((((((((SWAY))))))))
I intend to see my lawyers and lodge an appeal!
hugs,
Mel x
Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:33 pm
melons Site Admin
Joined: 06 Feb 2004
Posts: 2371
(((((((((((My Darling, Cat))))))))))
You left me frustrated, baby, then made out with my pic (is that similar to having a blow-up doll?) *chuckling.
However, in your defense I will tell the court that you said the only reason you went home at weekends was so we could be together....and that increased all your travelling time dramatically, so I understand you were fatigued.
I guess, I've been in the dog house before.....now I'm relegated to rat infested cells instead....It hardly seems fair now does it, for sentence to be passed with me caged with a lesser sentient species.....even if they are 'gorgeous!'
As for my libido, it's very healthy and a match for yours, thank you *chuckling. One night in 20 months is hardly me needing a kick-start ...though you can give me a 'jump-start' anytime you like (bring it on, baby!)....*watching you through deceptively calm, honey-gold brown eyes.... ..perhaps you should tell them about last night *winking.
Oooooh...don't start that libel suit just yet....I just found some new evidence!
*dialling my lawyer.....
Your Ín the Rat house' Lover,
Mel xoxox
Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:05 am
Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
Posts: 1536
Location: U.S. of A.
Mel
At the risk of misleading the court by your last post, I affirm I DO NOT HAVE A BLOW UP DOLL.
I'm off to the pet store to buy you some pellets for your dinner and so you can share them with your furry friends.
I love you, just the same,
Cat _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:19 pm
realwoman
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 1040
Location: under our tree in Africa
*chuckling....
~methinks the gorgeous Cat may just have to eat the gorgeous.....uhm....rats? Or am I just a confused and innocent bystander?
Maybe we must just put ALL the evidence on ebay: the rats, the picture, the pellets, the blow-up doll....etc etc....
((((((((((((((((((((((((((MDM&MEL)))))))))))))))))))))))))))) u both are SO cute...
Judge Eire sits in her black robe upon the appellate court and looks at Melons and Mdm…
So an appeal has been filed in this case by Melons.
Based on all of the “new” evidence presented in this case...“hidden camera video” of Mdm swooning over Mels picture and other evidence such as Melons admission of understanding and Mdm’s denial of the blowup doll and the pumpkin pie I received in the mail.
I sentence you both to one week of hard labor in the bedroom…the same bedroom…along with the rats and blowup doll. _________________ All poems and stories posted by Eiregirl are
Copyright 2005 - 2008 Aoibhegréine
These literary works are my property under copyright. If you wish to use my work for any purpose please ASK FIRST.
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