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Hoo Ha Heaven!!

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LaZCraZDayZ



Joined: 05 Jun 2006
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Location: Right here where I belong 		Hoo Ha Heaven!!

 Let me tell you how we brought in 2007,
We welcomed it in from a place called Hoo Ha Heaven.
My Chick and I in a nice hotel,
It is a place we know quite well.

Hoo Ha Heaven is not place for the faint of heart,
For there is no turning back once you start.
It is a magical place that takes your breath away,
If it were up to me...we would visit every day.

My chick moaned and squirmed quite a bit,
If I didn't know better, I would have thought she was having a fit.
The poor pillow spent the night over her head,
We took full advantage of that king size bed.

I started out slowly, then I picked up the pace,
And wouldn't you know that Hoo Ha spit on my face.
My chick her face got so flush,
I would keep giving details, but I have made my chick blush.

If you ever get a chance to visit Hoo Ha Heaven,
The way we did when we brought in 2007.
GO, RUN, get there fast,
Then do what you can to make Hoo Ha Heaven last.

Arrow
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Post Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:11 am 
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Lycoris



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' And wouldn't you know that Hoo Ha spit on my face. '



When I am done laughing and rolling on the floor I will get back to on what I thought! LMFAO
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Post Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:00 am 
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lemons



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Wipes tears of laughter from my face

Oh Laz, that was great!!! Now, how am I suppose to go back to work explaining to my customers why I'm laughing??

Lem

walks off still chuckling
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Post Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:13 am 
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Eiregirl



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Laz,

Laughing Laughing giggles

Laughs out loud and then explains to Deb what I'm laughing about. Well done Laz...ummm yes well done in both instances Wink

Eiregirl Arrow
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Post Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:29 am 
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Mdm Prez



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Location: U.S. of A. 		Laz

 Really funny write.

Cat
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Post Sun Jan 07, 2007 2:34 pm 
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chris



Joined: 26 Sep 2006
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Laz,
you are a lucky lady,
it was fun reading your poem Smile
Post Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:27 pm 
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Xalia1
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~blushes and laughs hard~

Spaz,

This was a fantastic write...
When you said you were going to write it.. I thought you were kidding! lol
I love you.. even if you did put "that hoo ha spit on me" into rhyme.. Wink
Let's go back to Hoo Ha Heaven...
((((((((((((((((Spaz))))))))))))))))))))

Always,
Xalia Arrow
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Post Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:19 pm 
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LaZCraZDayZ



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Thank you everyone. My chick....I told you Hoo Ha Heaven was going to become a poem.

This was fun....I laughed while I wrote it...it made me smile...In more ways than one Wink
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Post Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:35 pm 
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DarkChyldesKiss
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Laz,

LOL! Hoo Ha Heaven sounds shiny even if your girl spit in your face! lol
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Post Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:18 am 
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Avant-garde



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LaZ,

I thought me and my fiance' were the only ones who called it that. We even have our own self proclaim national Hoo Ha day in August. lol Best wishes to you both.

smiles,
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