We were sitting in the lobby, just chatting away
Sharing a joke and a laugh at the end if the day.
Perhaps things would be different if no-one had found,
That long list of buttons that each hold a sound.
The kitty was fine, a simple meow
And the baby giggle didn't raise an eyebrow
The problem arose with the grizzly bear key
It scared the freakin bejeepers outa me!
Before I'd recovered or collected my wits,
While I was still trembling and scared to bits
Those bejeepers had taken off, run down the hall
I yelled, "Oi, come back!" but they ignored my call.
They didn't hesitate or give me a chance,
Vanished, while I was still checking my pants
After ensuring my bowels had remained in their place
I sprang to my feet and gave immediate chase.
Apparently bejeepers are built purely for speed,
And mine had stolen an 8 second lead.
By the time I'd reacted and my feet hit the floor
I heard those bejeepers slam straight through the door.
I stood staring out at them, into the night
But those poor bejeepers were clear out of sight.
It was cold and raining, the darkest of black
And my heart sank as I realised they weren't coming back.
I stand here covered in worry and shame
But it's really Mels lobby that bears the blame.
If there wasn't a grizzly bear sound to hear
My bejeepers wouldn't have fled in terror or fear!
Eiregirl _________________ All poems and stories posted by Eiregirl are
Copyright 2005 - 2008 Aoibhegréine
These literary works are my property under copyright. If you wish to use my work for any purpose please ASK FIRST.
Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:48 pm
Mairi bheag
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 5094
Location: Scotland
<Mairi_bheag> sent the sound slap
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:25 am
Dark prism
Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 865
Location: California Dreamin, baby.
Wow, that was great! Very clever! You're talented!
Dp
Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:06 am
Avant-garde
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Posts: 2850
Location: NY
DG,
Glad to know I am not the only one that gets this jumpy! Funny hun.
smiles, _________________ ~poetry is the lover ,mine artistic soul, and the keeper of my tormented mind.
Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:26 pm
chordphrute
Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Posts: 1412
Location: Nouvelle Orléans, Louisiane
*giggles while i'm on the phone to you as i read this* _________________ "You can't kiss and keep your eyes open, they'll cross forever" - Rubyfruit Jungle
Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:13 am
DamagedGoods
Joined: 13 May 2006
Posts: 550
Forthe!
OI! No scaring my bejeepers! Besides... u don't actually think I'm stupid enough to post something like this and then enter chat with my speakers turned up do u?
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