lesbian poetry, lesbian poems, lesbian poem, lesbian, poetry, poems, poem, humour, humor, humorous, lesbian humour, lesbian humor, humorous poetry, humorous poems, humorous poem, humorous lesbian poetry, humorous lesbian poems, humorous lesbian poem, poem submissions, poetry submissions, poetry submission, lesbian poetry submission, lesbian poem submission, submit poetry, submit poem, submit poems, submit lesbian poems, submit lesbian poem, submit lesbian poetry, submit poetry, submit poems, submit poem lesbian poetry, lesbian poems, lesbian poem, lesbian, poetry, poems, poem, humour, humor, humorous, lesbian humour, lesbian humor, humorous poetry, humorous poems, humorous poem, humorous lesbian poetry, humorous lesbian poems, humorous lesbian poem, poem submissions, poetry submissions, poetry submission, lesbian poetry submission, lesbian poem submission, submit poetry, submit poem, submit poems, submit lesbian poems, submit lesbian poem, submit lesbian poetry, submit poetry, submit poems, submit poem lesbian poetry, lesbian poems, lesbian poem, lesbian, poetry, poems, poem, humour, humor, humorous, lesbian humour, lesbian humor, humorous poetry, humorous poems, humorous poem, humorous lesbian poetry, humorous lesbian poems, humorous lesbian poem, poem submissions, poetry submissions, poetry submission, lesbian poetry submission, lesbian poem submission, submit poetry, submit poem, submit poems, submit lesbian poems, submit lesbian poem, submit lesbian poetry, submit poetry, submit poems, submit poem lesbian poetry, lesbian poems, lesbian poem, lesbian, poetry, poems, poem, humour, humor, humorous, lesbian humour, lesbian humor, humorous poetry, humorous poems, humorous poem, humorous lesbian poetry, humorous lesbian poems, humorous lesbian poem, poem submissions, poetry submissions, poetry submission, lesbian poetry submission, lesbian poem submission, submit poetry, submit poem, submit poems, submit lesbian poems, submit lesbian poem, submit lesbian poetry, submit poetry, submit poems, submit poem
BACK TO HOME PAGE SITE NAVIGATION CONTACT STORY FORUM GENERAL FORUM   Horoscope  Radio  Gallery  FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   PM's   
Log in 

Poetry Forum Index -> Humorous Poetry

Orgasms For Sale.

 LifeVita6
  Author    Thread Post new topic Reply to topic
jenniwren



Joined: 28 Nov 2006
Posts: 31
Location: england 		Orgasms For Sale.

 Poem: Orgasms for Sale

Something just now has crossed my mind
It’s erotic yet funny and kind of like being kind
Something I think with just you I’ll share
Something I think that you’ll love and care
Hold on very tight and be aware
What I’ll share with you is no sordid love affair
Just something I need to really unveil
Now we all know that sex has always been for sale
But never quite like this before can I say
Whilst my mind was in turmoil and all of an affray
The thought came to me while talking to just now to Chris
I said I must write it before it all goes amiss
About a phone conversation I had the night before
Something that happened that made me quite sore
With my special phone lover so far far away
We hadn’t spoken for many a long day
My entire mind was in a hell of a haze
My eyes went all steamy in a sort of a glaze
Like a fog or smog I was all of an agog
Knotted inside like knots in a log
Now sex has always been for sale
But never like this, and this is no tale
My phone bill I dread from the words never said
As I laid all alone by myself on our own double bed
Then as we peaked and our orgasms were reached
I can’t just forget as my thoughts were breached
Now to become very rich have just realised
Bottle them up and pile high as the skies
Sell them in jars in clubs, pubs and bars
Even on rockets on the way to mars
In sealed packets, or boxes and tins if you wish
I’ll become a Millionairess,Oh god this is bliss
Thanks again Chris, for helping me think of this
We can become partners if only you wish.
End.
Jenniffer Caroline Wrenk December 07-2006
[Love is blind, So how does one find it?]
Post Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:35 pm 
 View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger  Reply with quote  
chris



Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 467
Location: neverland

glad to be of any help my friend,
great poem jenniwren Laughing
Post Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:47 pm 
 View user's profile Send private message  Reply with quote  
Eiregirl



Joined: 21 Jul 2005
Posts: 10230
Location: Chasing a pink bunny

Laughing and giggling....that was CUTE

buys a truck load

Eiregirl Arrow
_________________
All poems and stories posted by Eiregirl are Copyright 2005 - 2008 Aoibhegréine These literary works are my property under copyright. If you wish to use my work for any purpose please ASK FIRST.
Post Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:05 am 
 View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website  Reply with quote  
  Display posts from previous:      
Post new topic Reply to topic

Jump to:  


<  Last Thread | Next Thread  >

Forum Rules:
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
LifeVita3

 

 


Search For Posters!


Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group

 In Association with Amazon.com
     

Copyright ©2002-2006 Mel of MelsWebs.
All rights reserved.
 
Terms & Conditions Privacy Statement Acknowledgements
     
Home | About | Art | Awards | Login / Register to Chat | Crosswords | Donations | DIVA Store
| Games | General Stores | General Lesbian Forum | Links | Lesbian Poetry |
Poem Generators | Psychic / Paranormal Stories | Lesbian Resources | Site Map | Poster Stores |
Send a Card | Send a Poem | Lesbian Stories |  What's New |

Email