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rachelle
Joined: 20 Oct 2006
Posts: 391
Location: california
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OUTlaws
When the OUTaws, meet the INlaws
There’ll be quite a showdown
Gotta hide the women and children
Clear the streets of your straight town
Cause the rainbow wearin’ cowgirls
Are ridin’ into town
They pose a serious threat
Better lock yer daughters down
Better round up all the men
And arm the boys with you
I hear they’re bringin’ their vaginas
And perhaps a breast or two
They’re dangerous and they’re different
Ain’t much like our kind
Don’t want them talkin’ to our women
Or getting’ inside their little minds
So let’s line our street, boys
Shoot ‘em at first sight
Mow ‘em down, right away
Before they have time to fight
Cause they’re OUTlaws and we know it
We’ve seen their kind before
Gonna force them back in the closet
And securely the bolt the door
Wait a minute ya’ll, what’s happenin’?
Why our girls all goin’ outside?
What's my wife doin' up on that horse?
Where’s she think she’s gonna ride?
Holy shit! Boys, they’re all leavin’
What the hell we gonna do?
Who’s gonna fix us dinner?
And who the hell we gonna screw?
Look at ‘em all ridin’ away, boys
I guess we deserve, just what we get
Now that the dust has cleared away
The rainbow sun has finally set
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Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:52 pm |
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rachelle
Joined: 20 Oct 2006
Posts: 391
Location: california
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Damaged Goods--this was written for you. Have a HAPPY DAY! Smiles and hugs for you----rachelle
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Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:54 pm |
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rachelle
Joined: 20 Oct 2006
Posts: 391
Location: california
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Damn E-girl, you are one fast cowgirl in your response---thanks, as always--rachelle
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smart_cookie
Joined: 12 Aug 2006
Posts: 2310
Location: USA
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....and the little town of Bible Straights was never the same again. Laffs! Wonderful stuff!
--Cookie
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Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:32 am |
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Roman
Joined: 24 Jun 2005
Posts: 3187
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Rach,
Ain't that the truth being told?
Great write!
~Cheers, Jack
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Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:52 am |
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rachelle
Joined: 20 Oct 2006
Posts: 391
Location: california
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Dg--written for you--my Mormon sister---rachelle
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Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:16 pm |
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rachelle
Joined: 20 Oct 2006
Posts: 391
Location: california
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Cookie--thanks--welcome baaaack--hope your holiday went well--or Was someone making cookies?-----rachelle
Last edited by rachelle on Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:21 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:17 pm |
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rachelle
Joined: 20 Oct 2006
Posts: 391
Location: california
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Chordy---thanks!--(Bites your ass)mmmm-rachelle
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Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:19 pm |
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rachelle
Joined: 20 Oct 2006
Posts: 391
Location: california
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Sunny--thanks as always for taking the time to respond. i followed ur suggestion in the other poem. thanks--rachelle
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Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:20 pm |
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rachelle
Joined: 20 Oct 2006
Posts: 391
Location: california
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Jack--thanks as always--hope yur holiday went well--oh shit, You don't celebrate--my bad--lol--rachelle( I think you were one of the rainbow cowgirls in this poem--Ye-Haw!
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Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:23 pm |
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DamagedGoods
Joined: 13 May 2006
Posts: 550
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Minx as a cowgirl? hmmm *tries to picture it*... only if the horse is made of steel and has a motor!!!
LMAO @ mormon sister.... I'm not "cured" enough to be!
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