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Avant-garde
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
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Location: NY
The battle of the untimely hair
I glanced in the mirror and what did I see
Shocked and appalled pass the tweezers please
As I get older I battle this persistent hair
It is like a creepy crawler sneaking out of my under wear
Do I see something peaking out from my nose
Is that a hair or a spider standing on top of my toes
By the time I am wiser and forty three
I will have my bikini line growing down to my knees
Oh you may laugh at my witty little pun
I know you secretly remove them each and every one
First sign of insanity is hair on your fingers
Second is checking for it and that is a sure ringer
Some choose wax but I say it hurts like hell
Last time I tried that things did not go so well
Now I notice this strange and corrupt thing
A long hair in the middle of my forehead, what else will this bring
I have shaved, waxed, tweezed, cried and pulled
Only for their return to mock me like a fool
As for my under arms what am I to do
I know! I will rent a carpet shampoo!
When I was young my father said eat it will grow hair on your chest
Now I ponder revenge at such a wicked request
Afraid cause I never know where a misplace follicle is going to be
Lurking in the shadows to embarrass the shit out of me
I glanced in the mirror and what did I see
Shocked and appalled pass the tweezers please _________________ ~poetry is the lover ,mine artistic soul, and the keeper of my tormented mind.
Hugs,
Eiregirl _________________ All poems and stories posted by Eiregirl are
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Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:20 am
Avant-garde
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
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Location: NY
Eire,
Sure.....laugh it up. Just you wait till one of them sneaks up on you. lol I am glad you laughed hard at this one. My work here is done then.
giggles and smiles, _________________ ~poetry is the lover ,mine artistic soul, and the keeper of my tormented mind.
Sure.....laugh it up. Just you wait till one of them sneaks up on you. lol I am glad you laughed hard at this one. My work here is done then.
giggles and smiles,
I think I have just found a new name for you...Ms. Clairol
LOL
Eiregirl _________________ All poems and stories posted by Eiregirl are
Copyright 2005 - 2008 Aoibhegréine
These literary works are my property under copyright. If you wish to use my work for any purpose please ASK FIRST.
You are a comedian and a poet, quite talented, giggles. Please come up with a better nick name, lol.
smiles,
Hmmm perhaps Revlon?
Will work on it but for now...your Ms. Clairol _________________ All poems and stories posted by Eiregirl are
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These literary works are my property under copyright. If you wish to use my work for any purpose please ASK FIRST.
Sun Nov 05, 2006 3:11 am
Avant-garde
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Posts: 2850
Location: NY
Erie,
Okay I give, I will tell you some child hood nick names for you to go by if you promiss not to call me Ms. Clairol. Baby Duck - by my father, nannyboo- from my auntie, and ruthie from my closest friends.
smiles, _________________ ~poetry is the lover ,mine artistic soul, and the keeper of my tormented mind.
Okay I give, I will tell you some child hood nick names for you to go by if you promiss not to call me Ms. Clairol. Baby Duck - by my father, nannyboo- from my auntie, and ruthie from my closest friends.
smiles,
You should have waited for me to promise before telling...giggle...now I know all of those and I can still use the Ms. C.
Eiregirl _________________ All poems and stories posted by Eiregirl are
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These literary works are my property under copyright. If you wish to use my work for any purpose please ASK FIRST.
Sun Nov 05, 2006 6:12 am
Avant-garde
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Posts: 2850
Location: NY
Eire,
Alright you turkey, call me what ever your heart desires as long as it is something nice. Geez...
smiles _________________ ~poetry is the lover ,mine artistic soul, and the keeper of my tormented mind.
Sun Nov 05, 2006 6:18 am
ghost
Joined: 06 Nov 2005
Posts: 2828
Location: MIA
easing back into the poetry boards... this is an excellent place to start.
lmao, baby, well written and very funny! and i so identify with your problem.... i have this extremely irritating apparition that keeps appearing under my chin....
thanks for the laugh!
regards
ghost _________________
MIA
Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:19 am
Avant-garde
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Posts: 2850
Location: NY
Ghost,
It warms my soul to see you enjoyed this poem. Thank you very much.
* nancy pats Ghostie on the back and hands her the tweezers *
Take care my friend, _________________ ~poetry is the lover ,mine artistic soul, and the keeper of my tormented mind.
looks at ghost and baby.... _________________ All poems and stories posted by Eiregirl are
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Sun Nov 05, 2006 6:08 pm
Avant-garde
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
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Eire,
Hmmm.... Up to no good I see lassie .
giggles and smiles, _________________ ~poetry is the lover ,mine artistic soul, and the keeper of my tormented mind.
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You should have waited for me to promise before telling...giggle...now I know all of those and I can still use the Ms. C.
