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CLITIFICATION

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melons
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 		CLITIFICATION

 Have you ever had that feeling
when the juices begin to flow,
of being overwhelmed
as warmth invades 'down below?'

When you sit there squirming
teased beyond belief
and ultimately only
want that sexual relief?

Well I have a lady
who loves to tease me
and the response is immediate,
absolutely..... clitifically!

I wonder what she would do
if I were to let on my state;
I wonder if she would take the challenge
and ultimately clitificate....

I can imagine her smiling
at knowledge of my excitement
and she would lay it on heavy
increasing the enticement.

There I would be, wriggling
and jiggling in my seat
while my dear lady Cat
turned up the sexual heat.

I would have to change myself,
in my sublimation
and just pray and pray that she
would perform some clitification!!!
Post Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:27 pm 
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chris



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i love your poem Smile
Post Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:40 pm 
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 		Chris

 Thank you, glad you liked it Smile

Mel
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Mel,

Loved this! I'm sure that your lady is squirming just as much as you are!

Hugs

Jan
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Or you could send 29.95 to Clit-O-Matic! That's right, Clit-O-Matic is the only product that uses the patented process of Orgasmosis! Take Clit-O-Matic with you to liven up everyday errands! Stuck in another tedious traffic jam? Just reach into your purse for Clit-O-Matic, and it's clear sailing! Unexpected company? Clit-O-Matic will have all your girlfriends green with envy wanting to try Clit-O-Matic for themselves!

The doctor-tested Orgasmosis process is safe and easy, and there's none of the annoying static build-up of the ordinary brand!

Done with Clit-O-Matic? It folds up for easy storage and even doubles as a convenient yard light!

But that's not all! Have your credit card ready and call now, and receive ABSOLUTELY FREE this handy lint remover! What are you waiting for? "Clit-O-Matic....it's Clit-tastic!"

( I loved this cute poem of yours, it is clever and fun. Smiles. --Cookie)
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Mel,

That was great! Very Happy
(((Mel)))

Hugs,
Xalia

P.S.
Smart_Cookie... rock on.. that was an awesome response.. LOL
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That is a great poem... Mel


And smart_cookie_smart Nice comment Laughing

Shar Exclamation
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Mdm Prez



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 *shaking my head in amazement

This is hysterical...how do you do it?

I laughed when you read it to me and seeing it in print is even funnier.

Well Done My Love,

I Love You,

Your 'Clitified' Lover,

Cat
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Fantastic...still LMAO!

Alli
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Mel,
That was very well written. I enjoyed it.

Smart!
I thought I was gonna pee me pants reading your reply!
Thanks for the laugh ladies, I needed it!

*giggles*

~Cheers, Jack
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quote:
Originally posted by smart_cookie_smart:
Or you could send 29.95 to Clit-O-Matic! That's right, Clit-O-Matic is the only product that uses the patented process of Orgasmosis! Take Clit-O-Matic with you to liven up everyday errands! Stuck in another tedious traffic jam? Just reach into your purse for Clit-O-Matic, and it's clear sailing! Unexpected company? Clit-O-Matic will have all your girlfriends green with envy wanting to try Clit-O-Matic for themselves!

The doctor-tested Orgasmosis process is safe and easy, and there's none of the annoying static build-up of the ordinary brand!

Done with Clit-O-Matic? It folds up for easy storage and even doubles as a convenient yard light!

But that's not all! Have your credit *card ready and call now, and receive ABSOLUTELY FREE this handy lint remover! What are you waiting for? "Clit-O-Matic....it's Clit-tastic!"

( I loved this cute poem of yours, it is clever and fun. Smiles. --Cookie)


Mel,

I loved this poem!

Cookie, not so far from the truth I have a clitoris vibrator and it is small enough to put in your purse! he he he!
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