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SUGAR DONUTS ON A SLEEPY SUNDAY

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Sunny



Joined: 18 Jun 2006
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Location: Massachusetts 		SUGAR DONUTS ON A SLEEPY SUNDAY

 SUGAR DONUTS ON A SLEEPY SUNDAY

Sugar donuts on a sleepy Sunday aren’t complete without a triple latte.
For when caffeine and sugar are combined, sleep becomes the last thing on my mind.
The confectionary rush is so intense, while the caffeine jolt is equally immense.
But when these two delights converge, I get a most delicious, energetic surge.
A donut with a cup, opens wide my eyes and then, as if electrified, I rise.

Toothpaste on my hairbrush,
Oops, I can’t forget to flush…
To the shower I must rush
Rush, rush, rush.
Take the cat out for his walk
Bewildered dogs bark and gawk
Then a minute for the news
There’s no time to just peruse
Reply to email, skip the detail
Zigzag, zigzag, no time to lag
So much to do, so much to do!
Mow the garden, weed the grass
I love it when I move this fast!
Wash the house and paint the car
Neighbors stare like I’m bizarre!
I get my chores done in a flash
(for I know that soon I’ll crash)
But for now I’ll ride this high
Oh my God, my cup’s run dry!
Yeah, two donut holes remain
“How did they ever get that name?”
For a moment I do ponder
Then my mind begins to wander
Non-stop flights and boneless wings
Oxymorons, all these things
I gulp the holes in one big bite
To hang onto this rush I fight
Caffeine level’s running low
as my body starts to slow

My mind unwinds and clears a bit, then to myself I must admit,
When mixing latte with my donuts, true it is, I morph into a total putz.
I’m sleepy and I need to take a nap. All my zip has now been zapped.
The next time I think I want sweet pastry with my latte (though it might be tasty)
I surely will resist, “No way,” I’ll say, to sugar donuts on a sleepy Sunday.
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Post Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:19 pm 
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Eiregirl



Joined: 21 Jul 2005
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Location: Chasing a pink bunny

Sunny,

I love that write...lol... Laughing Laughing

Kept me going all the way through it.

Hugs,
Eiregirl Arrow
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Post Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:44 am 
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desert-fish



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must be ring donuts hey... Very Happy

....yum... pale licking her lips

Post Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:56 pm 
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Sunny



Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 1571
Location: Massachusetts

Iere,
Thanks! Glad I could share with you a laugh or two. Wishing you a delightful Sunday morning Very Happy .

Sunny Cool
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Post Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:40 pm 
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Sunny



Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 1571
Location: Massachusetts

Hey Pale,
No sugar donuts or donut holes for me this weekend. Unfortunately, the chores don't seem to be taking care of themselves as I sit here reading and writing...

Wishing you a delightful Sunday!

Sunny Cool
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Post Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:42 pm 
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rachelle



Joined: 20 Oct 2006
Posts: 391
Location: california

Funny, well done. You made me laugh and made me hungry at the same time. Oh and.....I also have alot of chores. Thanks for reminding me of those.
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Sunny



Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 1571
Location: Massachusetts

Rachelle,
Glad to share some laughs. Hope the chores were productive Very Happy

Sunny Cool
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Post Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:54 pm 
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Xalia1
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Sunny,

This was great!
Wonderful write, and a delightful read.
I was smiling the whole time. Thanks for sharing it hun.
(((((Sunny))))) Exclamation

Hugs,
Xalia
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Sunny



Joined: 18 Jun 2006
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Location: Massachusetts

((((Xalia))))
No literary genious at work here, but a fun poem to write when I was totally jacked on caffeine. If it made you smile, my mission was accomplished.

Sunny Cool
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