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MY BRAZILIAN WAXING
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 		Cat

 Hey gorgeous Laughing ,

I love your humour, I had a massive grin on my face all the way through reading this and have re-read it several times. It's wonderful Smile. I can just imagine this happening to you lol......and thought this could only happen to Cat lol.

Of course, if you still want a Brazillian waxing then I'd be only too happy to oblige *winking atcha....mmmhhhmmm...just name the time and place darlin' and I'll be there like a shot Smile

I love you baby,

Your Mel xoxoxoxox Arrow
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 I'm so glad you like my story, enough to have Deb read it. Happy she liked it too.

Thanks for reading.

Cat
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Mdm,

I am glad I am not the only one who gets themselves into messes like that lol. Great write, this made me laugh at some one else other than myself for a change. lol

smiles and giggles,
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 Thanks for laughing along with me.

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you crack me up!!! Laughing Laughing
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 Yes, the classes on shaving are ongoing. Sign up now and get your spot.

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 Glad this made you smile.

Cat
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 Glad My Brazilian gave you a good laugh.

Cat
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 Thanks for reading about My Brazilian. Sounds like similar things have happened to you too.

Cat
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 I crack YOU up? You know it's the other way around.

Cat
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 Well, My Darling,

I know you have lots of credentials, but I don't remember one of a Brazilian Waxer, or would it be a Waxologist. So I don't think I'll let
you do that one to me. However, your degree as an Orgasmologist, now that something in which I KNOW you're an expert. So let's stay with something you know, and know very well. I can attest to that.

I Love You,

Car
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 		My Darling Cat

 Vrrrooooooom, Vrooooooom ........here I cum ...oops, I mean come Wink

If I'm an expert in Orgasmology then it's because You're the ultimate ORGASMATRON .......I only have to think of YOU and my entire body pings into life! ..... I'm sure You have a remote control over my body!

I Love You, Baby,

Your 'Personal Orgasmologist'

Mel xoxoxoxoxo Arrow
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 *pressing the remote control 'replay 'button whereas you keep coming and going,
back and forth, in and out, up and down. I have to stop myself, it's driving me mad.

I love you,

Your Orgasmatron,

Cat
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Post Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:38 pm 
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 *chuckling .....you have to stop zooming the pics in and out, up and down, round and about, back and fourth or you will go mad and I'll be redundant Wink

I'm going to make you (and I quote) lust after me until the lust becomes unbearable!! .......I'm hoping.

I love you with all my heart baby,

Your 'Orgasmologist' Lover,

Mel xxxxx Arrow
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LMAO!

Cat! Run Away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! Hilarious!

I think I'll stick with the old fashioned method.

Jan
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