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Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
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Location: U.S. of A.
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MY BRAZILIAN WAXING
I'm in Brazil for business
Rio de Janeiro to be exact
Can't think of a better place
To get a Brazilian wax
I get them home in Pennsylvania
It hurts a little sometime
When I get on my hands and knees
I feel like the local swine
So I found this place in Rio
Recommended highly, you see
Said to be the best waxers
My interpreter came with me
The salon was all marble
Whatever you wanted to drink
Everyone was very tan
And I am quite pink
They asked me what I'd like
A full or partial wax,
A landing strip or 'The Special'
Price included tax
My colleague who was with me
Said she couldn't do it
Would meet me at the hotel
Didn't want to just sit
'Okay, okay' I said to her
'You're gonna be really sorry'
She said 'watch that waxer over there,
With her I'd surely worry'
That waxer had huge biceps
Seemed rather rough and tough
Hoped I'd get another person
To see me in the buff
Sure enough, it was her I got
Came out, called my name so gruff
I saw her teeth were missing
She was in a bit of a huff
Took me back to her 'cell'
That's what she called the room
Handed me a robe
Said she'd be back soon
Started to undress, a little shakey
She walked in, said 'hop up here'
I said, 'hand me my robe'
She replied, 'have no fear'
It was at that very moment
The waxing didn't matter
Get my hairy ass out of there
Fell off the table with a clatter
Told her I changed my mind
Really had to run
Paid her in full anyway
Didn't want to get 'it' done
She took the money quickly
Looked puzzled at me
Flashed me that toothless grin
I flew out of there like a bee
I realized in the cab
I left my panties there
Didn't want to go back
I have more than one pair
So my authentic Brazilian waxing
Never really took place
In Brazil the home of it all
I won't again show my face _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
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Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:37 pm |
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Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
Posts: 1536
Location: U.S. of A.
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Shar
Thanks for stopping by...glad it made you smile.
Mdm Prez _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
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Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:24 pm |
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ghost
Joined: 06 Nov 2005
Posts: 2828
Location: MIA
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LMAO, mdm, great write! wish i could have seen your face though...
ghost runs off laughing...
regards
ghost _________________
MIA
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Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:37 pm |
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Jules
Joined: 22 Feb 2005
Posts: 904
Location: Home
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oh my gosh...You poor thing lmao _________________ Never again
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:26 am |
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Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
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Location: U.S. of A.
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ghost
Thanks for reading 'My Brazilian'. So glad it made you laugh, but why'd you run off so quickly?
Cat _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:11 am |
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Xalia1
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Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 3702
Location: In love
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~laughs hard~
Great write Mdm...
Very amusing, LOL
Hugs,
Xalia _________________ Nobody said life would be easy...They just promised it would be worth it.
~♥♥~
~The words fail me.. because what I feel for you is beyond description...~
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:30 pm |
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Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
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Jules
Thanks for coming by to read this, Jules. Glad you could laugh at it.
So nice to see you here, I miss you.
Cat _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
Last edited by Mdm Prez on Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:07 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:25 pm |
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desert-fish
Joined: 13 Apr 2006
Posts: 2777
Location: deleted
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good grief...
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Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:40 pm |
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Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
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Location: U.S. of A.
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Alli
Thanks for reading about my escapade. By the way, nice gums.
Cat _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
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Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:36 pm |
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ghost
Joined: 06 Nov 2005
Posts: 2828
Location: MIA
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lol, mdm, i had to run away before anyone could start teasing me for not knowing what a brazilian wax was... are you still giving classes in shaving 101? lmao...
regards
ghost _________________
MIA
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