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Tracey



Joined: 30 Dec 2005
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Location: Ayr, Scotland 		for Frozenillusion and LaZyDaYs

 there was a young lady called nikki
who was feeling quiet frisky
she lured LaZ to bed
and shagged her painfully red
guess walking after that was so risky!!!!


Laughing Wink
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sometimes i wonder... ' why is that frisbee getting bigger'... and then it hits me
Post Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:47 pm 
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frozenillusion



Joined: 19 Jul 2006
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ROFL

As I said - gave me a much needed laugh! Laughing

*waits patiently until Laz stumbles across it to see if she will find it as amusing* Wink

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Post Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:50 pm 
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Eiregirl



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Tracey...that is soooooo funny Laughing

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LaZCraZDayZ



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Oh what am I going to do with you ladies?? Very clever Tracey!! And yes I find it amusing.

Zen are you feeling frisky?? Just let me know Wink

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Laz
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Frisky? Me?

*adjusts halo whilst batting eyelashes*
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Post Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:29 pm 
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LaZCraZDayZ



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I am sure my Zen is feeling frisky Smile Tracey I didn't say thank you. I am sorry for being late with my Thanks. Anything to make people talk more and more about me and my Zen Smile She is the best so the more people talk about us the better Smile I appreciate the thought that had to go into this to write it for the two of us. I truely am thankful Wink

Zen I will take care of you soon babe Smile
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Post Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:52 am 
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frozenillusion



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*smiles playfully* Take care of me how babe? Wink

Not feeling too frisky atm since I'm in work. Sad Oh, and it's raining outside... so depressing!

And thanks again Tracey; I guess as Laz said, the more people talk about us the better! Laughing
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Tracey



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((((((((((((((((((Zen & LaZ))))))))))))))))))))))))))

you both quite welcome!
really glad you like the limerick!



Traceyxx
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sometimes i wonder... ' why is that frisbee getting bigger'... and then it hits me
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ghost



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lol, that was sweet...

tracey, whats with the egg hatching bit??

nice write.

regards
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Post Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:42 pm 
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frozenillusion



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Location: Dublin, Ireland 		I think I caught the bug too...

 *points to Tracey* I blame her! (just kidding hun)

There once was a woman called Laz
Who had quite a cute little ass
She proposed to Zen
They got married then
And never again went to mass

*laughs herself silly* Hang on.... that may not work since I musta been silly already when I wrote this. Oh well! Very Happy

*hopes Laz will never read this silliness*

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Post Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:50 am 
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Tracey



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quote:
Originally posted by ghost:
lol, that was sweet...

tracey, whats with the egg hatching bit??

nice write.

regards
ghost


it's a Neopet!
just waiting for it to hatch!

lol
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sometimes i wonder... ' why is that frisbee getting bigger'... and then it hits me
Post Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:47 pm 
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Tracey



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Location: Ayr, Scotland 		Re: I think I caught the bug too...
quote:
Originally posted by frozenillusion:
*points to Tracey* I blame her! (just kidding hun)

There once was a woman called Laz
Who had quite a cute little ass
She proposed to Zen
They got married then
And never again went to mass

*laughs herself silly* Hang on.... that may not work since I musta been silly already when I wrote this. Oh well! Very Happy

*hopes Laz will never read this silliness*

Exclamation Zen



i refuse to accept responsiblitly for this!!! lmao

*remembers to direct LaZ to this!*
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I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

sometimes i wonder... ' why is that frisbee getting bigger'... and then it hits me
Post Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:49 pm 
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frozenillusion



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Location: Dublin, Ireland 		Re: I think I caught the bug too...
quote:
Originally posted by Tracey:

i refuse to accept responsiblitly for this!!! lmao


Hm, so noone accepting responibility for it then? I always said I would never be able to write a limerick.

Righ then, I shall blame Laz. (Sorry sweetheart! lol)

~Zen
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smart_cookie



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Location: USA 		Re: I think I caught the bug too...
quote:
Originally posted by frozenillusion:
*points to Tracey* I blame her! (just kidding hun)

There once was a woman called Laz
Who had quite a cute little ass
She proposed to Zen
They got married then
And never again went to mass

*laughs herself silly* Hang on.... that may not work since I musta been silly already when I wrote this. Oh well! Very Happy

*hopes Laz will never read this silliness*

Exclamation Zen


Ha! The last line made me laugh out loud.
Post Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:25 pm 
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LaZCraZDayZ



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I take full responsibility. I have been blamed for worse in my life. I will gladly accept responsibility for making Zen silly and crazy enough to write such a thing Smile Let me inspire you everyday babe. I will gladly help bring out the creative side of you.

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