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The difference between complicated and uncomplicated sex

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Fleur



Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 164
Location: Devon, UK 		The difference between complicated and uncomplicated sex

 Uncomplicated sex

My lover fucked me half the night:
I came so hard I screeched and swore,
Then sighed and, turning off the light,
Put Bunny back into the drawer.


Complicated sex (1)

I know that we had both resolved
Our sex was just a harmless game,
But fear that I became involved
The moment that I asked your name.


Complicated sex (2)

If sorrow can be cured by sex,
Then why do I still crave my ex?


[Sorry - more bitter-sweet than funny!
F]

Last edited by Fleur on Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:48 pm; edited 1 time in total
Post Sun Jul 16, 2006 12:51 pm 
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ghost



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it is our ability to laugh at ourselves, that rescues us in the end, Fleur.

i enjoyed this! grin.

but i expect this will remain unfinished, and untold.

that's the sad part.

regards
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JackieCrimson



Joined: 15 Sep 2005
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Location: Great Britain

Some poems I can't resist purely on the basis of the title. This one is delightful throughout.

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Post Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:57 pm 
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currybaby



Joined: 19 Aug 2006
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Location: Tiny Island

Fleur nice write....
i love the way you seperate them....
Very Happy
Post Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:04 am 
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Eiregirl



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Fleur,

Laughing Laughing Laughing Wonderful

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Lycoris



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Location: Next to her ... and that is all that matters!

The title got me too, but the well worded humor made me stay.
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