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Mairi bheag



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Location: Scotland 		Ba ba ba - BDSM

 (from “ The Bitch Girls Party ” album)


Ba ba ba – BDSM
Ba ba ba – BDSM
B D S M
Oh what a gem!
B D S M
You got me moanin’ and a-groanin’
Reelin’ and a-squealin’ BDM
Ba ba – BDSM

Went to club
Lookin’ for a sub
Saw one in rub-
-ber I’d have in my hot tub
Oh BDM
Ba ba – BDSM
What a gem!
You got me strippin’ and a-whippin’
Strainin’ and a chainin’
BDM
Ba ba – BDSM

(instrumental break – off-mic patter including:
“ Pass the handcuffs! ”
“ Whip me, Carla – a little lower! ”)

Tried doin’ zoo
Tried piercin’ too
Tried human loo
But I knew they wouldn’t do
But BDM
Ba ba – BDSM
What a gem!
You got me buffin’ and a-cuffin’
Dommin’ and a-subbin’
BDM
Ba ba – BDSM

BDM BDM oh
BDM BDM oh ……

(fade out)


Mb
Xx
With apologies to Fred Fassert
and to the marvellous Beach Boys.
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Post Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:42 pm 
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Mairi bheag



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Darkling

I hope that's exactly what you do! Very Happy

Mb
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Mairi,

LOL! Can't get it out of my head now! I shouldn't have come back to read it again!

Hugs

jan
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Mairi bheag



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Nobody forced you, did they? Or is it just the power of my words? Twisted Evil
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Ummmmmmmmmm..................its.........................

*hears the tune of Ba Ba Ba BDSM playing in my head* Shocked
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Mairi bheag



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tee hee hee
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DAMN! I looked again!
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Post Sun Aug 06, 2006 2:34 am 
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Mairi bheag



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You're hooked!
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Allison



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Grins wildly at Mb. Loved it!
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Avant-garde



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Mairi ,


Oh man!!! and I thought the kid's barney song was sticky enough in my head. Well at least I have something more intertaining in my brain.






thanks, lol
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Mairi bheag



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(((((Alli))))))
(((((babyrouse)))))

Looks like I have a hit on my hands! Camp fire song at the next mels camp-out?

Mb
xx
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Mairi,


Yeah! We'll sing around the campfire! MB,can we also roast marshmallows?




lol
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Yous can roast whatever yous want! Very Happy
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MB,

Oh dear! Just marshmallows I swear. Scout's honor.
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Twisted Evil Very Happy
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