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Eiregirl



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catches them and locks them away in a safe place and puts up a sign...

Mairi undies for sale

since they are slightly worn and full of holes...they are very expensive

Very Happy

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Mairi bheag



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Form an orderly queue, everyone. Very Happy

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is wondering where you get those pictures from
it's a toss up between the the poem and the pic really... Laughing
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Mairi bheag



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google Smile
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Sharman



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quote:
Originally posted by Eiregirl:
catches them and locks them away in a safe place and puts up a sign...

Mairi undies for sale

since they are slightly worn and full of holes...they are very expensive

Very Happy

Eiregirl Arrow



How expensive are they? Very Happy

BTW Great poem Mairi

Shar Exclamation

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Mairi bheag



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Shar... ask my agent (Eire)... and thank you.

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Eiregirl



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Sharman,

We have various colours and styles from red lace undies to black thongs...all slightly worn...but freshly washed.

The regular price is only 29.95 per pair but for a limited time only we offer you this deal...a mere 19.95 per pair and if we do not have what your looking for in stock...you just name what you want and we will go out and purchase a pair and Mairi will wear them at least one time...then we will wash them of course unless you would prefer otherwise and all of this we will do at cost plus 5.95 per pair (above cost).

This is your opportunity to take advantage of the exceptional deal and you must grab it while you can.

Come one come all get your own pari of Mairi undies.
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Mairi bheag



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(Eire... that crate has just arrived... am I really supposed to try on ALL of them?)
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Eiregirl



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quote:
Originally posted by Mairi bheag:
(Eire... that crate has just arrived... am I really supposed to try on ALL of them?)


Uh huh...every single one...just think of it...Mairi undies worn by every woman on earth...there are billions of women out there...we will be the richest women on earth Shocked

put them on 10 at a time if you have to
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Mairi bheag



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Ten at a time? Shhhhh... they'll hear you!
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Eiregirl



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Hmmm...

We will start with just one pair at a time...then when the orders start pouring in you may be changing panties many many times a day Smile

ummm can i watch Very Happy

Hugs,
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Mairi bheag



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[quote="Eiregirl"]

ummm can i watch Very Happy

quote]

Well, I'll ask chordy, but I have a feeling I know what the answer will be! Wink

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[quote="Mairi bheag"]
quote:
Originally posted by Eiregirl:


ummm can i watch Very Happy

quote]

Well, I'll ask chordy, but I have a feeling I know what the answer will be! Wink

M


Of course the answer will be yes cause if she says no...well I will ummm I will hmmm well I will just have to tie her up and umm do things...like well hmmm things you know...hmm I will just have to tickle her till she says yes and then if she still says no well...will have to terrible things like uh well things yeah things Neutral but no worries she will say yes...or else Evil or Very Mad
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Mairi bheag



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Eire.. keep digging. When you get to Australia, just say hi to DG for me.

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Sharman



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There is so many styles to chose from Very Happy
Well I do know they would have to be unwashed.... Twisted Evil

Now if Mairi does put 10 pairs on at a time I will pay extra for the bottom pair Wink

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