lesbian poetry, lesbian poems, lesbian poem, lesbian, poetry, poems, poem, humour, humor, humorous, lesbian humour, lesbian humor, humorous poetry, humorous poems, humorous poem, humorous lesbian poetry, humorous lesbian poems, humorous lesbian poem, poem submissions, poetry submissions, poetry submission, lesbian poetry submission, lesbian poem submission, submit poetry, submit poem, submit poems, submit lesbian poems, submit lesbian poem, submit lesbian poetry, submit poetry, submit poems, submit poem lesbian poetry, lesbian poems, lesbian poem, lesbian, poetry, poems, poem, humour, humor, humorous, lesbian humour, lesbian humor, humorous poetry, humorous poems, humorous poem, humorous lesbian poetry, humorous lesbian poems, humorous lesbian poem, poem submissions, poetry submissions, poetry submission, lesbian poetry submission, lesbian poem submission, submit poetry, submit poem, submit poems, submit lesbian poems, submit lesbian poem, submit lesbian poetry, submit poetry, submit poems, submit poem lesbian poetry, lesbian poems, lesbian poem, lesbian, poetry, poems, poem, humour, humor, humorous, lesbian humour, lesbian humor, humorous poetry, humorous poems, humorous poem, humorous lesbian poetry, humorous lesbian poems, humorous lesbian poem, poem submissions, poetry submissions, poetry submission, lesbian poetry submission, lesbian poem submission, submit poetry, submit poem, submit poems, submit lesbian poems, submit lesbian poem, submit lesbian poetry, submit poetry, submit poems, submit poem lesbian poetry, lesbian poems, lesbian poem, lesbian, poetry, poems, poem, humour, humor, humorous, lesbian humour, lesbian humor, humorous poetry, humorous poems, humorous poem, humorous lesbian poetry, humorous lesbian poems, humorous lesbian poem, poem submissions, poetry submissions, poetry submission, lesbian poetry submission, lesbian poem submission, submit poetry, submit poem, submit poems, submit lesbian poems, submit lesbian poem, submit lesbian poetry, submit poetry, submit poems, submit poem
BACK TO HOME PAGE SITE NAVIGATION CONTACT STORY FORUM GENERAL FORUM   Horoscope  Radio  Gallery  FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   PM's   
Log in 

Poetry Forum Index -> Humorous Poetry

Manners

 LifeVita6
  Author    Thread Post new topic Reply to topic
Robin Harbin
Guest




 		Manners

 Don't blow your nose while I'm eating my dinner,
My appetites now gone, I'm looking Thinner and Thinner
And may I add, You know what's really sad?
The food on your chin is from Lunch time again.

The Lid on the Toilet makes me madder and madder
I go to sit down, it's a shock to my bladder.
That porcelain rim, is damb cold again
When will you learn it's just a matter of manners.

The clothes that you took off are still in a clutter,
Yes your new shirt is stained from the Butter.
I won't touch your socks, because my Nose it warns “NOT”
And look at this Sink it is covered with slop.

Now let me tell all of you, Dear Mothers,
If you raise a son or even your brothers,
The use of his life, is making happy his wife
Never pass gas when the windows are covered.

You might even add take a regular shower,
Let him know Love isn't measured by the hour.
Don't spit on the ground, because people walk around,
And stop clipping those toe nails that fly at the speed of sound.

By Robin Harbin
Submitted 27th September 2003
Post Sun Feb 15, 2004 3:47 pm 
   Reply with quote  
  Display posts from previous:      
Post new topic Reply to topic

Jump to:  


<  Last Thread | Next Thread  >

Forum Rules:
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
LifeVita3

 

 


Search For Posters!


Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group

 In Association with Amazon.com
     

Copyright ©2002-2006 Mel of MelsWebs.
All rights reserved.
 
Terms & Conditions Privacy Statement Acknowledgements
     
Home | About | Art | Awards | Login / Register to Chat | Crosswords | Donations | DIVA Store
| Games | General Stores | General Lesbian Forum | Links | Lesbian Poetry |
Poem Generators | Psychic / Paranormal Stories | Lesbian Resources | Site Map | Poster Stores |
Send a Card | Send a Poem | Lesbian Stories |  What's New |

Email