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I've changed my mind and I DO wanna be a Moderatrix!
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Mairi bheag



Joined: 04 Mar 2005
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Location: Scotland 		I've changed my mind and I DO wanna be a Moderatrix!

 I heard there were some vacancies
So I made a silver star
And posed in my bedroom
Shouting a silent hurrah
I thought I'd look cute
In my Moderatrix hat
But melons didn't choose me
...So I'm feeling rather flat!


Mb
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Post Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:45 pm 
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Mdm Prez



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Location: U.S. of A. 		Mair

 Hysterical!

While posing, is that all you wore, a Moderatrix hat and a star?

Maybe, therein, lies the answer. I've never seen any of the mods weraring a hat.

Ma'am
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Post Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:45 pm 
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Mairi bheag



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Yes, Ma'am. Apart from the hat and the star I was NEKKID !

I wore the hat to hide my blonde roots.

Mair
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Post Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:01 pm 
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Fleur



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Location: Devon, UK 		Moderate? Toi?

 But what we love about you is that you're so immoderate!

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Mairi bheag



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quote:
Originally posted by Fleur:
But what we love about you is that you're so immoderate!

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Blimey - you've only been here five minutes and you know me so well! Very Happy

Mb
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Post Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:32 pm 
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Linda Bray



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Mb,
Let me just say this...being a moderatrix.. you cannot wear silly hats...or no one takes you seriously...wear some nice sunglasses and then leave it at that. All the mods are nekkid....so that is the right thing to do..you must purchase a whip and boots..and they'll come in handy for you. Do you know how to kick...and poke with a stick...these are the tools you'll need. So I send you this message to help fulfill your need. i have no control over our mighty boss...but with a whip in hand..it may win you the toss!
Peace,
linda Laughing
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Mairi bheag



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Linda, thank you kindly for all the sensible advice.

Mb
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Post Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:42 pm 
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Mairi bheag



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Jings! Thanks mochacino!

Now all I need is to come to the attention of Our Leader!

Mb
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Post Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:50 pm 
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JackieCrimson



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Keep strutting around like that, toots, and you will!

JackieCrimson

Post Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:30 am 
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Mairi bheag



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Damn - I have to strut too?

Mb
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Post Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:35 pm 
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beautifullyjaded



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I regret to inform you that you strut everywhere, Mb.
Rolling eyes,
Bj
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Post Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:03 pm 
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Mairi bheag



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That's a bloomin' relief - I thought I would have to go through the sort of hell I went through when I tried to learn line-dancing. And salsa.

Mb
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Post Sat Oct 29, 2005 4:13 pm 
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quote:
Originally posted by Mairi bheag:
That's a bloomin' relief - I thought I would have to go through the sort of hell I went through when I tried to learn line-dancing. And salsa.

Mb
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so did you ever learn line dancing or salsa...?
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Cavewoman



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salsa = cool
line dancing = why?

just keep yer cap on Mairi !
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Post Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:02 am 
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Mairi bheag



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quote:
Originally posted by chordphrute:
so did you ever learn line dancing or salsa...?


Nope. I chickened out.

I can do the Funky Gibbon, though.

Mb
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