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Mairi bheag



Joined: 04 Mar 2005
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Location: Scotland 		I used To Be Vanilla Until...

 I used to be vanilla until
Someone took my wafer out
Put in two long chocolate fingers
Whipped some cream
Whipped it again
Whipped it a third time for good measure
Added two cherries (right where it hurt)
And a light drizzle of tomato ketchup
(Yes, that took me by surprise too)
Split my banana
Covered me in meringue and
Baked my Alaska for me
Now I wait impatiently all week
For Sundae bloody Sundae
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Post Sun May 01, 2005 6:39 am 
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undone



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ah, Mairi, dessert and the ache of sexual frustration, don't i know it, going on three years now, and at this point, i'm starting to wonder is it better to dream of raspberry torte or make the saner choice and have the real Greek salad, smooth skinned black olives, firm and creamy feta that crumbles in the mouth? if only it were a matter of just being hungry! where's dark childe to whip up something for you?


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Post Sun May 01, 2005 7:02 am 
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Mairi bheag



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I don't know when I have ever received a wittier comment on one of my poems! Thanks. yes, if only it were a simple matter of satisfying one's hunger - all we would need would be a bag of self-raising flour!

As for DC, is my slavish devotion that obvious? Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

(I'll tell you where she is - she's round the other side of the world, that's where she is, damn it all! She's asleep when I'm awake and vice versa. Mind you, if ever we got in the same time zone that would probably be the case too, knowing my luck!)

Mb
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Post Sun May 01, 2005 7:11 am 
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undone



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ah, i thought it was self *rising* flour, but even given the fragrance of yeast, biscuits still are biscuits, you're so right

oh, yes, your slavish devotion to DC is obvious, though who's whose captive is always the question, no?

you'd have to account for jetlag, but really i doubt if you and DC, once your clocks were adjusted, would be out of luck, i'm sure you'd get lucky, Wink

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Post Sun May 01, 2005 7:19 am 
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Mairi bheag



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quote:
Originally posted by undone:
oh, yes, your slavish devotion to DC is obvious, though who's whose captive is always the question, no?


Depends who's asking the question! Laughing

Lucky? I'd have to borrow some of yours, and we're both short of it!
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Post Sun May 01, 2005 7:47 am 
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hmmm
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Post Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:35 am 
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Mairi bheag



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quote:
Originally posted by chordphrute:
hmmm


Ah, I wondered who had blown the dust of this load of old baloney Very Happy

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Post Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:42 pm 
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desert-fish



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lol Laughing
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Mairi bheag



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quote:
Originally posted by pale mirage:
lol Laughing


Hey! Get out of my mind! Wink

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Eiregirl



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shakes head and walks out laughing my ass off

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Mairi bheag



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Damn, you look funny without that ass.

Very Happy

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Post Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:29 am 
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desert-fish



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quote:
Originally posted by Mairi bheag:
quote:
Originally posted by pale mirage:
lol Laughing


Hey! Get out of my mind! Wink

Mb
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but mb...there are such funny things in here!!!!!!! Very Happy
Post Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:03 pm 
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Mairi bheag



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Yeah but they're PRIVATE, damn it!
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Post Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:16 pm 
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chordphrute



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quote:
Originally posted by Mairi bheag:
Yeah but they're PRIVATE, damn it!


..well let your girl in on a couple'a'these ideas Wink
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Post Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:25 pm 
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Mairi bheag



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How about this, then?

* whispers in chordy's ear *

Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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