Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 5094
Location: Scotland
I used To Be Vanilla Until...
I used to be vanilla until
Someone took my wafer out
Put in two long chocolate fingers
Whipped some cream
Whipped it again
Whipped it a third time for good measure
Added two cherries (right where it hurt)
And a light drizzle of tomato ketchup
(Yes, that took
me
by surprise too)
Split my banana
Covered me in meringue and
Baked my Alaska for me
Now I wait impatiently all week
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Sun May 01, 2005 6:39 am
undone
Joined: 30 Mar 2005
Posts: 152
ah, Mairi, dessert and the ache of sexual frustration, don't i know it, going on three years now, and at this point, i'm starting to wonder is it better to dream of raspberry torte or make the saner choice and have the real Greek salad, smooth skinned black olives, firm and creamy feta that crumbles in the mouth? if only it were a matter of just being hungry! where's dark childe to whip up something for you?
undone _________________ undone in more ways than one
Sun May 01, 2005 7:02 am
Mairi bheag
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 5094
Location: Scotland
I don't know when I have ever received a wittier comment on one of my poems! Thanks. yes, if only it were a simple matter of satisfying one's hunger - all we would need would be a bag of self-raising flour!
As for DC, is my slavish devotion
that
obvious?
(I'll tell you where she is - she's round the other side of the world, that's where she is, damn it all! She's asleep when I'm awake and vice versa. Mind you, if ever we got in the same time zone that would probably be the case too, knowing my luck!)
Mb
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Sun May 01, 2005 7:11 am
undone
Joined: 30 Mar 2005
Posts: 152
ah, i thought it was self *rising* flour, but even given the fragrance of yeast, biscuits still are biscuits, you're so right
oh, yes, your slavish devotion to DC is obvious, though who's whose captive is always the question, no?
you'd have to account for jetlag, but really i doubt if you and DC, once your clocks were adjusted, would be out of luck, i'm sure you'd get lucky,
undone _________________ undone in more ways than one
Sun May 01, 2005 7:19 am
Mairi bheag
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 5094
Location: Scotland
quote:Originally posted by undone:
oh, yes, your slavish devotion to DC is obvious, though who's whose captive is always the question, no?
Depends who's asking the question!
Lucky? I'd have to borrow some of yours, and we're both short of it!
Mb
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Sun May 01, 2005 7:47 am
chordphrute
Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Posts: 1412
Location: Nouvelle Orléans, Louisiane
hmmm _________________ "You can't kiss and keep your eyes open, they'll cross forever" - Rubyfruit Jungle
Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:35 am
Mairi bheag
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 5094
Location: Scotland
quote:Originally posted by chordphrute:
hmmm
Ah, I wondered who had blown the dust of this load of old baloney
Mb
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:42 pm
desert-fish
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lol
Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:23 pm
Mairi bheag
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Location: Scotland
quote:Originally posted by pale mirage:
lol
Hey! Get out of my mind!
Mb
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:36 am
Mairi bheag
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
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Location: Scotland
Damn, you look funny without that ass.
Mb
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:29 am
desert-fish
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quote:Originally posted by Mairi bheag:
quote:Originally posted by pale mirage:
lol
Hey! Get out of my mind!
Mb
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but mb...there are such funny things in here!!!!!!!
Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:03 pm
Mairi bheag
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Location: Scotland
Yeah but they're PRIVATE, damn it!
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:16 pm
chordphrute
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Location: Nouvelle Orléans, Louisiane
quote:Originally posted by Mairi bheag:
Yeah but they're PRIVATE, damn it!
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:25 pm
Mairi bheag
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 5094
Location: Scotland
How about this, then?
*
whispers in chordy's ear
*
Mb
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