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Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
Posts: 1536
Location: U.S. of A.
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MEL'S CHANGING
Yesterday the love of my life
Tells me she has news
She thinks she's starting menopause
And she also has the blues
'You're very young for this my sweet'
I say to her with love
She says 'No, it can happen now'
So treat her with kid gloves
Well 'what to expect' I ask then
Vaginal dryness can occur
Coupled with a weak libido
'Oh great' I say to her
She continues with more details
Her breasts might actually shrink
Her labia could atrophy
All that and the kitchen sink
I find it very, very sexy
That she's fulfilling her womanhood
But there are solutions here, I know
Don't worry, it'll all be good
I can coax her libido back to life
How much fun can that be
Say goodbye to vaginal dryness
A gallon drum of lube, you'll see
Her breasts are quite ample now
A little shrinkage will go unseen
Of course there's always padded bras
For that she won't be so keen
Botox for the labia
To get that back to size
Menopause is no big deal
How did I get so wise
Can't wait until she reads this
Don't worry a hair on your head
Honey I've sorted this all out
You can just go back to bed _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:06 pm |
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DarkChyldesKiss
Site Admin
Joined: 29 Mar 2005
Posts: 3381
Location: Inner Sanctum
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Cat!
LOL! You've covered it all and are well prepared! I doubt you'll need to worry about any but its better prepared than up the creek without a paddle so to speak!
Thank you for the great laugh
Jan _________________ (©2001-2011+-...... darkchyldeskiss aka wyldemere )
(All works are copyrighted and protected.
DO NOT copy my writing without Permission!)
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Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:28 pm |
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MysteryGirl
Moderators
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 3419
Location: I come from a land downunder
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ROTFLMAO Cat! Little did I know when you wre pumping me for info in Chat it was all directed at - a new poem!
Great Job!
Noni
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Allison
Joined: 12 Oct 2005
Posts: 4216
Location: Florida
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Grins at Mdm then breaks out with roaring laughter. What next with you two? LMAO
Alli _________________ Alli
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:10 am |
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ghost
Joined: 06 Nov 2005
Posts: 2828
Location: MIA
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LMAO!
ummm alli baby, are you taking notes here??
great write, mdm.
regards
ghost _________________
MIA
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:46 am |
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Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
Posts: 1536
Location: U.S. of A.
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4, cj, Dark, Eire, Noni, Mb, Ali, ghost
Thank you all for stopping by to read about how 'Mel's Changing'. I appreciate your replies.
Cat _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:54 pm |
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Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
Posts: 1536
Location: U.S. of A.
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Ali
If the lube is on sale, you might as well get the 2 gallon size.
Cat _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:55 pm |
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Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
Posts: 1536
Location: U.S. of A.
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Mb
Seems your assistant took a very large position in lube, but the wrong one. It appears she bought automotive lube. Have her make the change...still time to get on the band wagon.
Mdm Prez _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
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Mairi bheag
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 5094
Location: Scotland
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JANET! Get your bahooney in My office, at the double!
_________________ all posted material (c) Marie Marshall, unless otherwise stated.
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