If I were a donut
I'd run far away
I'd roll down the street and hide in the hay
I'd hit you with a taco
and eat all your ground beef
I'd hide in your freezer and munch on your cheese
Bibbity bibbity
bibbit bibbity
feeling kinda jiggy
feeling kinda cold
feeling like I have a bowl of oatmeal in my soul
WIlford Brimley is hiding in my dreams
Cause Bob Barker is the Key
and not all is as it seems
Consecrated ground
with salad and coffee grounds
zounds
where do I go now
Somehow
some way
find a new day
with old burritos
and new fresh clay
don't steal my chorizo
or I'll steal your ludes
pill poppin
heart stoppin
kafka dropping
I had a dream where I woke up as a bug
I was screaming
and fiending
and I needed a smoke
or a simple toke
Then I woke up
looking latino
but feeling italy
and wanting to drink vino
then I finally woke up in my own skin
and I wanted a bagel
In the middle of a bagel there's a holy hole hole
and the price of homer
just roams in your soul
as you see the donut machine that wont shut off
and you see so many things that make your soul cough
and you wretch and you wheeze
at this visual disease
as you crave for cottage cheese
and little fishys
Little fishys
I'm gonna eat you little fishy
I'm gonna eat you little fishy
What if I was the last woman on a ship
with a mutated cat
and a holographic twit
would I survive
and stay alive
with vindaloo
and curry
with no way to scurry
away and escape
to run away from fate
and talk to the bald head on the big view screen
What's up dudes?
what is happening inside
my fractious psyche
I feel like my head
is a giant calliope
Fairies have wings
and they fly me away
to meet their queen. _________________ Miss Betty Willow
Life Burns. Love Bites. Jaws Break. And I am freewheel burning.
This is good and you had me laughing and giggling all the way through
Eiregirl _________________ All poems and stories posted by Eiregirl are
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Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:42 pm
cottoncandygoth
Joined: 20 Mar 2007
Posts: 31
Location: Arizona
Thank you, I will be posting more like this, I feel I am getting better with my humorous side. _________________ Miss Betty Willow
Life Burns. Love Bites. Jaws Break. And I am freewheel burning.
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