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A Modern Poem

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smart_cookie



Joined: 12 Aug 2006
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Location: USA 		A Modern Poem

 (want to impress your snooty poetry group? write a bunch of totally meaningless but profound sounding lines with no clear pattern. They will all swoon rather than be thought stupid for not grasping your masterwork!)

(dedicated to Seansun)

A MODERN POEM

Our love is like
Steel asparugus

I shout, "ou est la biblioteque?"

The Faberge egg on your finger is like a planet riding on a subway car

"Merde!" I whisper into the bucket in the elevator

The clouds shrug

FIN
Post Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:51 pm 
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Avant-garde



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Cookie,

Sometimes you leave me chasing my own tail..... I must say you are my witty crazy friend.


smiles,
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Post Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:57 pm 
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a topless scientist



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And I'm meeting this crazy poet in less than 48 hours!!!
Anyway, nothing will stop me now...
I still love you, Cookie... Smart!...
XOX
Ts
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Post Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:52 am 
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quote:
Originally posted by a topless scientist:
And I'm meeting this crazy poet in less than 48 hours!!!
Anyway, nothing will stop me now...
I still love you, Cookie... Smart!...
XOX
Ts


Not even pretentious rubbish like this? You are a determined woman, Ts!

xoxoxoxoxox

--Cookie
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Oh Cookie, my dear! You have outdone yourself with this masterpiece! It’s axiomatic that only the likes of you could aspire to a poetic utterance of such literary complexity, intellectual rigor, and precise obscurity. Simply marvelous, darling! Bravo!
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And on a lighter note, I hope you and TS have an abloutely fabulous get-together tomorrow. Enjoy!
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quote:
Originally posted by seansun:
Oh Cookie, my dear! You have outdone yourself with this masterpiece! It’s axiomatic that only the likes of you could aspire to a poetic utterance of such literary complexity, intellectual rigor, and precise obscurity. Simply marvelous, darling! Bravo!


Axiomatic, oh how you do go onnn, dahlink!

--Cookie Wink
Post Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:09 pm 
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smart_cookie



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quote:
Originally posted by seansun:
And on a lighter note, I hope you and TS have an abloutely fabulous get-together tomorrow. Enjoy!


Thank you Sunny! Everything is in place, I am just waiting for morning so I can hop in my car and go!

xox

Cookie Arrow
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quote:
Originally posted by babyrouse:
Cookie,

Sometimes you leave me chasing my own tail..... I must say you are my witty crazy friend.


smiles,


Welllll? Did you catch it yet? LOL

--Cooks Cool
Post Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:10 pm 
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smart_cookie



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quote:
Originally posted by a topless scientist:
And I'm meeting this crazy poet in less than 48 hours!!!
Anyway, nothing will stop me now...
I still love you, Cookie... Smart!...
XOX
Ts


I met Florence...and all I can say is...

SWOON!!!

Post Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:08 am 
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fortheloveofagood...
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Laughing

classic... love it smart...

and good to see u swooning too...

kx
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Post Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:21 am 
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Loved it cookie, and I will add it to my book of hilariously naughty things to do to snooty poetry groups!





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very smart... Twisted Evil
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