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When a man offers you a calamari ring[F]

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desert-fish



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Location: deleted 		When a man offers you a calamari ring[F]

 He offers me a calamari ring.
I hesitate...but take it anyway
believing that it's just a friendship thing.
He seems to think I'm game...to my dismay!

His tone of voice is suddenly quite gruff
as I reveal that I'm a lesbian.
Our easy friendship turns abruptly rough
and he pretends I said “a thespian”.

The trouble is I don't know how to act!
I have a friendly personality
but that (how can I say this with some tact)
does not mean that you get to sleep with me!

Next time he offers calamari rings
perhaps I should just throw a brick at him...

©2007 Robynne

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Post Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:02 pm 
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A Minor



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Most excellent Mirage!

I enjoyed the heck out of that one I must say, indeed I did.
As I was reading it I was completely relating to it. So in relating to it I was laughing pretty darn hard. I have been there one to many times.

Too funny!

I can't wait for your next one in this category of writings.
Thank you for the words & sharing.


A Minor Razz
Post Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:07 pm 
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Eiregirl



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Pale,

I can't stand men who think they can turn a lesbian straight or those who you are friendly with and just because you are nice they think you want to take them to bed...when all you really want to do is kick them in the balls.

I kept yelling exactly exactly as I read this poem...very nicely done

Hugs,
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Post Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:55 am 
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desert-fish



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quote:
Originally posted by A Minor:
Most excellent Mirage!

I enjoyed the heck out of that one I must say, indeed I did.
As I was reading it I was completely relating to it. So in relating to it I was laughing pretty darn hard. I have been there one to many times.

Too funny!

I can't wait for your next one in this category of writings.
Thank you for the words & sharing.


A Minor Razz


Glad you enjoyed it A minor Very Happy ....muse has been in humourous mode lately...thanx for reading Very Happy
Post Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:35 am 
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desert-fish



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quote:
Originally posted by Eiregirl:
Pale,

I can't stand men who think they can turn a lesbian straight or those who you are friendly with and just because you are nice they think you want to take them to bed...when all you really want to do is kick them in the balls.

I kept yelling exactly exactly as I read this poem...very nicely done

Hugs,
Eiregirl Arrow


lol eire....glad you enjoyed it Very Happy

hugs
pale
Post Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:37 am 
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smart_cookie



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Pale, if you don't know how to act, then you can't be a thespian!

Men are strange lost creatures with their tails on backwards. They huff and puff but it is all out of frustration that they can never be Lesbians!

xox

--Cookie
Post Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:30 pm 
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desert-fish



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quote:
Originally posted by smart_cookie_smart:
Pale, if you don't know how to act, then you can't be a thespian!


his mistake not mine cookie Wink glad you enjoyed Very Happy
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