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DarkChyldesKiss
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Ode to Pink Fluffy Goat
Ode to Pink Fluffy Goat
Once upon a time, she strutted into the lobby
She wore her bright tights just right with style and flare
Waved her wooden sword around at the vortex
Saved all the sweet ladies that the vortex loved to snatch from her presence
With the ladies of mels safe and sound
She would swagger to the bar winking at the bartender
Who called her by name
‘What’s your poison Bobby’
She ordered a tall cool beer while flirting at a tall drink of water at the end of the bar
Perched herself upon her bar stool and stayed vigilant for the vortex’s return
As bright and mighty as she might be as she sat amongst the angels
The awful truth came out
The milk was spilled!
YES! YOU HEARD IT RIGHT
THE MILK WAS SPILLED!
The strutting protector was nothing more than PINK FLUFF
All the angels stared in disbelief
Underneath her bright tights, she was nothing but PINK FLUFF
The first angel who fell named her by her true name
‘You are PINK FLUFF’
‘We shall call you PINK FLUFF from this moment on’
PINK FLUFF did protest!
She spilled more milk by revealing that her father was a hamster and her mother smelled of elderberries!
The unthinkable was then done next!
She smite the angels!
As the angels listened to her smite them up and down
The angels did smite back and turn her into a goat
No longer able to speak a word
All the angels then spoke
‘You are PINK FLUFFY GOAT’
‘You will be called PINK FLUFFY GOAT from now on’
PINK FLUFFY GOAT didn’t say a word again
The lesson to be learned in this tale of smiting and spilling milk?
Don’t smite angels!
©6/21/06 Darkchyldeskiss aka wyldemere
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ghost
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ROFLMAO....
wish i could have been there to see this happen, dark!
poor bobby.... it's ok, i won't call you... ummm... what was it again? pink fluffy goat...
LMAO
good one, dark! keep shining!
regards
ghost
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DarkChyldesKiss
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ghost,
That's PINK FLUFFY GOAT when referring to the woman formerly known as Bobby! LOL
I'm so shiny I'm blinding!
Hugs
Jan
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Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:26 am |
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SWAY
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I can't believe I missed this when it was first written.
SWAY MISS THE PINK FLUFFY GOAT.....
Come back PFG, come back.
LMAO
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DarkChyldesKiss
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SWAY!
LOL! I wrote this the night we were all having the yahoo conversation together. I couldn't help the PFG was aching for an ODE!
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DarkChyldesKiss
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Eire,
LOL! I'm sure you can remember some of Bobby's antics in chat. She's not in chat anymore but her personality is still vivid as the first day she walked in the front door. The latter part of the poem was a yahoo conversation that several of us had one night after Raven nabbed us! lol
I think the PFG is still silent! LOL
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:25 pm |
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JackieCrimson
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"Your fahzaire was an 'amstaire, and your muzzaire smells of elderberries!
I fart in your general direction...
...I unclog my neuse at you..."
JackieCrimson
(one of the Knights who say Ni)
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DarkChyldesKiss
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LOL! You've got that right Jackie! Your response to this was perfect! It happens that several of the people in the conversation are monty python fans! lol
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Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:39 pm |
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SWAY
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It's just a flesh wound.....
Come back here, I'll bite your legs off....
LMAO
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Bobby Mcgee
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I AM NOT A PINK FLUFFY GOAT!!!!!! And I still smite thee. I smite thee even more for daring to say that I am ,....well you know what you said. Don't make me have to use the Holy Hand Grenade. I mean really. Why are you trying to mess up my game like this?...Telling women I am pink and fluffy and a goat. I mean really. Have you no decency?
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DarkChyldesKiss
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None whatsoever you PINK FLUFFY GOAT!
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SWAY
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I don't know about anyone else here PFG but I have no decency,
PINK FLUFFY GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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