These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme
with the most romantic first line but least romantic
second line.....
Love may be beautiful, Love may be bliss
but I only slept with you because I was pissed !
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,
and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up the rest of my life
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime _________________ "wyld in the darkest places of your mind"
Sun May 22, 2005 11:23 pm
Radioactive
Joined: 07 Apr 2005
Posts: 158
Location: Under the Rainbow in NC
Oh my! Hilarious. Thanks Wyld, I needed a good laugh tonight. _________________ Wanna make ya Glow....
Sun May 22, 2005 11:38 pm
Phoenix Moderators
Joined: 27 Jan 2005
Posts: 1664
Location: Tallahassee Florida
hahahaaa
Let's keep it going here... i dont have time right now, but i will think up a few.
laughing,
brat _________________ "A little work won't hurt you bad, but just in case I'm wrong, you'll be smiling when they pronounce you dead." Amanda Marshall 'This could take all night
Mon May 23, 2005 10:55 am
Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
Posts: 1536
Location: U.S. of A.
Rhyme Competition
Wyld
That is hilarious. I especially like the second one.
Thanks. To start the day with a laugh is great. _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
Mon May 23, 2005 3:04 pm
DanceofSorrows
Joined: 29 Aug 2004
Posts: 2837
hahahahahaha
Ok, now that was funny
Dance~
Mon May 23, 2005 3:23 pm
kultis
Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 341
Location: a finn living in dutchland atm..
Hehe..nice to laugh, for a change
kultis
_________________
There is something about that feeling
That gets me excited, when I
Step on that plane and fly away
Missing, dreaming, wanting
To step on that plane again
Go somewhere far, far away
Where dreams do come true
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 5094
Location: Scotland
I've had two minutes fun here, and then all of a sudden I recognised the ones which were written to ME!
Mb
xx
j/k _________________ all posted material (c) Marie Marshall, unless otherwise stated.
Mon May 23, 2005 3:32 pm
fawnie
Joined: 04 Feb 2005
Posts: 719
Location: North Carolina
can i add one?
this was cute..i think we should try it! _________________ "to climb a moonbeam and search the stars to find us written where there is no ending"
Tue May 24, 2005 2:19 pm
Phoenix Moderators
Joined: 27 Jan 2005
Posts: 1664
Location: Tallahassee Florida
start posting girls !
brat _________________ "A little work won't hurt you bad, but just in case I'm wrong, you'll be smiling when they pronounce you dead." Amanda Marshall 'This could take all night
Tue May 24, 2005 10:02 pm
cmichelle1119
Joined: 11 Nov 2004
Posts: 879
Wyld~
This is to funny and I cannot think of anything at the moment to add...Hmmm...I'll keep thinking.Good one hun!
~Michelle
Wed May 25, 2005 1:33 am
fawnie
Joined: 04 Feb 2005
Posts: 719
Location: North Carolina
you're lovely eyes pierce me, straight through the heart
mmm...oh pardon me dear, but i really must fart!
your love penetrates, the deepest reachings of my soul,
whoops darlin i slipped into the wrong hole.
... best i could do straight from the hip, _________________ "to climb a moonbeam and search the stars to find us written where there is no ending"
Wed May 25, 2005 4:43 am
femmevirgo
Joined: 20 Apr 2005
Posts: 339
Location: East Coast
Hello everyone and this is hiliraous! Okay...okay I have one.....
Your beaming smile lights my day,
If only those teeth weren't in the way! _________________ Even the most fragile energy can create THUNDER!
Wed May 25, 2005 4:45 am
Mairi bheag
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 5094
Location: Scotland
I love your hair of flaming red -
Pity it doesn't grow on your head!
Mb
xx _________________ all posted material (c) Marie Marshall, unless otherwise stated.
Wed May 25, 2005 5:26 am
femmevirgo
Joined: 20 Apr 2005
Posts: 339
Location: East Coast
If roses are Red and Violets are blue....
Why does my fuck buddy have to be you?? _________________ Even the most fragile energy can create THUNDER!
Wed May 25, 2005 11:13 am
Mairi bheag
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 5094
Location: Scotland
Your teeth are like the stars so bright -
because they all come out at night!
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