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chordphrute
Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Posts: 1412
Location: Nouvelle Orléans, Louisiane |
Welcome to Relationships Anonymous
Step 1
admit your relationships suck
(Hi. My name's Dani. My relationship(s) suck..
B... your turn) _________________ "You can't kiss and keep your eyes open, they'll cross forever" - Rubyfruit Jungle
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Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:28 am |
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BdeCaunteton
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 955
Location: Iowa City, IA |
Hi my name's B, and my relationship kinda sucks. _________________ “It would be a pity of lesbians and gay men retreated into the same kind of cultural separatism. " - Jeanette Winterson
www[dot]bdecauntetonspoetry[dot]webs[dot]com
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Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:30 am |
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chordphrute
Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Posts: 1412
Location: Nouvelle Orléans, Louisiane |
Hi, B.
okay now that we've admitted to step 1, let's continue onto step 2
step 2
let us realize that it is possible to have a functional relationship through the help of a greater power (or perhaps a well-functioning dildo)
... and so...
Hi. I'm Dani. I have two disfunctional relationships and I believe they can be fixed .. somehow _________________ "You can't kiss and keep your eyes open, they'll cross forever" - Rubyfruit Jungle
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Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:37 am |
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BdeCaunteton
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 955
Location: Iowa City, IA |
*grumbles why do I let Chord talk me into these things?*
Hi, I'm B and I know my relationship can be better without self sabotaging my mental health and eventually my own relationship in the process. _________________ “It would be a pity of lesbians and gay men retreated into the same kind of cultural separatism. " - Jeanette Winterson
www[dot]bdecauntetonspoetry[dot]webs[dot]com
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Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:41 am |
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chordphrute
Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Posts: 1412
Location: Nouvelle Orléans, Louisiane |
wonderful, B...
I think we're ready for step 3...
step 3
its time to make the decision to turn our will over to
ourselves
and not let our girlfiends choose our relationship decisions for us, whether they mean well or not
...nods. _________________ "You can't kiss and keep your eyes open, they'll cross forever" - Rubyfruit Jungle
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Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:46 am |
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BdeCaunteton
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 955
Location: Iowa City, IA |
Yeah what you said. But that still doesn't stop my brain from being turned off...
Sometimes I could really just slap the silly off you. _________________ “It would be a pity of lesbians and gay men retreated into the same kind of cultural separatism. " - Jeanette Winterson
www[dot]bdecauntetonspoetry[dot]webs[dot]com
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Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:49 am |
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chordphrute
Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Posts: 1412
Location: Nouvelle Orléans, Louisiane |
...i know...LOL _________________ "You can't kiss and keep your eyes open, they'll cross forever" - Rubyfruit Jungle
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Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:56 am |
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BdeCaunteton
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 955
Location: Iowa City, IA |
(BTW, this is still one of the greatest threads ever on mels... in my opinion) _________________ “It would be a pity of lesbians and gay men retreated into the same kind of cultural separatism. " - Jeanette Winterson
www[dot]bdecauntetonspoetry[dot]webs[dot]com
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Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:11 pm |
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wishonastar
Joined: 23 Jan 2007
Posts: 967
Location: Where I belong |
Hey Chordy!
what if my relationship with myself sucks??? is that covered in this group?
Hugs,
Star
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Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:19 pm |
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BdeCaunteton
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 955
Location: Iowa City, IA |
quote:
Originally posted by wishonastar:
Hey Chordy!
what if my relationship with myself sucks??? is that covered in this group?
Hugs,
Star
I've had that issue even before relationships anonymous so... I really have zero clue myself. _________________ “It would be a pity of lesbians and gay men retreated into the same kind of cultural separatism. " - Jeanette Winterson
www[dot]bdecauntetonspoetry[dot]webs[dot]com
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Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:46 pm |
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fortheloveofagood...
Site Admin
Joined: 17 Dec 2005
Posts: 2216
Location: loves land of plenty |
lol!
Step 1: My relationship(s) suck....
....... all the energy out of me........
..................until i start sucking back, that is.......
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LOL, B, this is ONE of the best threads on Mels, for sure.... you two crack me up...
x _________________ -----------------------------------------------------
'don't hate your enemies, it clouds your judgement'
~peace comes from knowing only love is real~
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Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:58 am |
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Mairi bheag
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 5094
Location: Scotland |
Oh good grief, Charlie Brown.
Mb
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_________________ all posted material (c) Marie Marshall, unless otherwise stated.
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Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:21 am |
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Jules
Joined: 22 Feb 2005
Posts: 904
Location: Home |
Best of luck...I admitted mine suck long ago but I don't think I ever passed the second or third step. _________________ Never again
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