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How many beans make five?
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Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:13 pm
Mairi bheag
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 5094
Location: Scotland
Why, before they get to the roof, do they escape via a conveniently-sized ventilation duct?
What on earth explains Quincey's success with women?
Mb
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Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:15 pm
chordphrute
Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Posts: 1412
Location: Nouvelle Orléans, Louisiane
*points down* _________________ "You can't kiss and keep your eyes open, they'll cross forever" - Rubyfruit Jungle
Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:37 pm
MsMoody8581
Joined: 08 Jan 2005
Posts: 94
Location: Florida
my random thought
Why do people stay with their partner even though they cant stand who they are with, but they cant bare the thought being without them???? I've never understood that....But yet I am one of those people.....
Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:30 am
freebird69
Joined: 14 Jun 2005
Posts: 17
Location: UK
why is it that if you are with friends and you fart - they all look so shocked and immediately put their hands over their noses and mouths...yet, there is always one that will lean into the fart and sniff it... and then go 'oh my god! thats disgusting..' then go back to looking disgusted with their hands covering their faces.....go figure....
Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:46 pm
Mairi bheag
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 5094
Location: Scotland
Why does no one ever take a deep sniff and say, "Ahhhhh! Now
that's
female!
Mb
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Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:48 pm
femmevirgo
Joined: 20 Apr 2005
Posts: 339
Location: East Coast
quote:Originally posted by Mairi bheag:
quote:Originally posted by Babygirl:
Laughing stock -- cattle with a sense of humor?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?
1. Laughing stock: That being so, please
don't
tell me what "laughing gas" is!
2. Scared half to death: Do the maths. If you got scared half to death twice, you would be 25% alive. Half of half is a quarter. And so the process would go on. Alternatively, you would always be 100% alive ... though your
quality
of life might suffer, rather than the quanitity!
3. Multi-tasking: Yes! And I'm a woman, so I can cope with that. Whoopee!
Actually if you were scared half to death twice that would not be 25%, 25% is only 1/4th so therefore you would be scared 1/4 to death... Ha!! Mairi I have you on this one......HALF OF 100% OF SOMETHING WOULD BE 50% THEREFORE....IF YOU WERE SCARED HALF TO DEATH 2 TIMES YOU WOULD BE 100% DEAD!!! _________________ Even the most fragile energy can create THUNDER!
Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:43 am
femmevirgo
Joined: 20 Apr 2005
Posts: 339
Location: East Coast
Why is it when your scared the hair on your arms stands up but not the hair on your head??
and why is it that birds can fly, but flies can't bird? Or do they??...lol
Why do skating rinks have handicapped parking?
I can't think of anymore right now.....but I have tons of these.....!!...lol _________________ Even the most fragile energy can create THUNDER!
Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:55 am
femmevirgo
Joined: 20 Apr 2005
Posts: 339
Location: East Coast
quote:Originally posted by Mairi bheag:
Why does no one ever take a deep sniff and say, "Ahhhhh! Now
that's
female!
Mb
xx
Omg.....I think that all the time!!!.....
There is nothing like the scent of a woman, not perfume, not chemicals...just her...her scent....mmmmmmmm!!! _________________ Even the most fragile energy can create THUNDER!
Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:58 am
Mairi bheag
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 5094
Location: Scotland
quote:Originally posted by femmevirgo:
quote:Originally posted by Mairi bheag:
Why does no one ever take a deep sniff and say, "Ahhhhh! Now
that's
female!
Mb
xx
Omg.....I think that all the time!!!.....
There is nothing like the scent of a woman, not perfume, not chemicals...just her...her scent....mmmmmmmm!!!
Yes, but that's not quite what I meant - please check the previous post LOL
Mb
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Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:00 am
femmevirgo
Joined: 20 Apr 2005
Posts: 339
Location: East Coast
LOL......YEAH I MISSED THAT POST ABOVE SOMEHOW......sort of wish I had missed it altogether!...... _________________ Even the most fragile energy can create THUNDER!
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