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aussiechick
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Posts: 93
Location: Australia |
10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong !
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Australians always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalising gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in Australia.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:47 am |
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ghost
Joined: 06 Nov 2005
Posts: 2828
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good one, aussie!!
regards
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Sat Nov 11, 2006 4:33 am |
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Footprint
Joined: 24 May 2006
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*SMILE* *winks at aussie and nods*
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Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:30 am |
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findyourpassion
Joined: 24 Aug 2006
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Thank you for that!
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 5:22 am |
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aussiechick
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Posts: 93
Location: Australia |
Glad you enjoyed it 
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:26 am |
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Raven
Joined: 20 Jan 2005
Posts: 1409
Location: Basking in the Garden |
Not to knock Britany cause well lets face it she does so well putting her own self down she doesnt need any help but I do love #5.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
People kill me about that like the marriages we have going on now are oh so great and rightous.
Raven
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Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:01 am |
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Roman
Joined: 24 Jun 2005
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Aussie,
I am still chuckling away at this...
Thanks for posting it!
~Cheers, Jack
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:27 am |
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deejay68
Joined: 09 Feb 2006
Posts: 77
Location: In the shadows... |
Aussie,
These are funny. I am to give a speech in a class later in the month on why we should legalize gay marriage. If I may I will use some of these to break the ice.
Thanks for the smiles.
Dee
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:57 pm |
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aussiechick
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Posts: 93
Location: Australia |
yeah thats fine deejay im glad you enjoyed it
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Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:50 am |
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cordelia
Joined: 12 Apr 2007
Posts: 4
Location: United States |
RE: 10 reasons
Hey,
I'm new here... anyway I really loved your 10 Reasons Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal... I wondered if I might quote you on my blog?
Thanks  [/i]
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:20 pm |
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SensualSilverPearl
Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Posts: 43
Location: third rock from the sun |
these are great!!! with the title I was not sure what the heck to expect. lol
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:46 pm |
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aussiechick
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Posts: 93
Location: Australia |
hey cordelia
yeah you can use it for your blog glad you liked it
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Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:22 pm |
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findyourpassion
Joined: 24 Aug 2006
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aussie, did you make those up yourself or find them somewhere?
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:20 am |
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aussiechick
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Posts: 93
Location: Australia |
No I didnt make them up a friend of mine did they gave me a laugh so I thought people in mels would like them as well
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:39 am |
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flosspot24
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 74
Location: Gt.Manchester UK |
Ive just copied and pasted it and sent it as a circular e-mail!
I thought it funny!
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Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:56 pm |
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