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Tracey

Joined: 30 Dec 2005
Posts: 1489
Location: Ayr, Scotland

some funny signs

Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."

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At a Tyre Store
"Invite us to your next blowout."

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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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In a Vets waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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And don't forget the sign at a
RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

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Sign on the back of yet another
Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

See i can still post silly's and work! lol
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Sat Jul 23, 2011 6:08 pm

MysteryGirl
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Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 3419
Location: I come from a land downunder

LMHO Tracey. Thanks for the giggles and grins this morning.

HugZ, MG
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Sat Jul 23, 2011 11:56 pm

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