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Linda Bray
Joined: 22 Aug 2004
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Limerick.....(Mary)
There once was a girl named Mary,
she resided in Tucumcari.
A virgin....til one day...
she met a lesbian....coming her way,
And thats how she lost her friggin cherry. _________________ a poets heart is never empty....
Linda Bray
Last edited by Linda Bray on Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:25 pm; edited 2 times in total
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ghost
Joined: 06 Nov 2005
Posts: 2828
Location: MIA
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ghost grins.
you feeling frisky, linday? lol.
have a great evening.
regards
ghost _________________
MIA
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Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:48 am |
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Linda Bray
Joined: 22 Aug 2004
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Tracey,
Pickin yassss up off tha floor....don't hurt yourself girl....brushin ya off.....glad you enjoyed it!!! I hope you have a great day.
Hugs,
linda _________________ a poets heart is never empty....
Linda Bray
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Fleur
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 164
Location: Devon, UK
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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary
I think that I might know your Mary. Is she this one, Linda?
A scrummy young cowgirl called Mary
Came riding with me on the prairie.
When our horses skedaddled
'Twas Mary I saddled:
Cuter ass (and not nearly so hairy!)
These days she's quite slutty!
Love
F
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Linda Bray
Joined: 22 Aug 2004
Posts: 4052
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Fleur,
LOL......boy Mary really gets around!!! Gotta watch her every second!!! Thank you for stopping by to play.....I enjoyed it....but think Mary enjoyed it more!
Hugs,
Linda _________________ a poets heart is never empty....
Linda Bray
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Mdm Prez
Joined: 19 May 2005
Posts: 1536
Location: U.S. of A.
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Mary
Linda,
I, too, knew a girl named Mary
Whose body was unusually hairy
She braided her pits
Hair covered her mits
Her pubic hair made her quite scarey.
Cat _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
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melons
Site Admin
Joined: 06 Feb 2004
Posts: 2371
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Linda, I'm still chuckling....and what fab limericks in response!
I once knew a girl called Mary
who turned out to be a punk fairy
she tried to disguise
the colour of her eyes
which were bright yellow, like a canary.
luv'n'hugs,
Mel x
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melons
Site Admin
Joined: 06 Feb 2004
Posts: 2371
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Darn it...another one popped out as I posted the other.....*sighing...
See what you did, you got me hooked on limericks and Mary!!
I once knew a girl named Mary
who loved to cum in Tipperari
she sold her wares,
had many affairs
and married a woman called Myfanwi.
I'm gonna sit on my hands so I can't write anymore!
love yas,
Mel x
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Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:42 pm |
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Linda Bray
Joined: 22 Aug 2004
Posts: 4052
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Mel,
LOL....don't stop...bet thats what Cat says huh...lol...but really this is turning out to be so much fun!!! I'm game if you are!!! Wanna play????
Luv yassss,
Linda _________________ a poets heart is never empty....
Linda Bray
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:21 pm |
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Claireellen
Joined: 14 Aug 2005
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Limericks
Linda- Too fun.
There once was a gremlin named Larry,
Who lived just outside of a dairy,
He thought it was hip,
To give cows a quick tip,
Until a bull turned him into a Mary. _________________ Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:29 pm |
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Linda Bray
Joined: 22 Aug 2004
Posts: 4052
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Claire,
LOL too funny...thank you for joining in!!! Take good care.
Hugs,
Linda _________________ a poets heart is never empty....
Linda Bray
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:58 pm |
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Linda Bray
Joined: 22 Aug 2004
Posts: 4052
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There once was a girl named Mary,
to a lesbian, she lost her cherry.
She couldnt get enough...
even liked it rough,
nothing about her was ordinary. _________________ a poets heart is never empty....
Linda Bray
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