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I WANT TO BE A TANGO SLUT
I'm in Buenos Aires for business
The birthplace of that dance
The concierge gets me some lessons
I want to take a chance
Yes, right here in Buenos Aires
Several centuries ago
Prostitutes would dance with their pimps
It became quite a show
That's how it all started
Becoming a sexual dance
Cheek to cheek, as close as can be
Practically in each other's pants
So, I go to meet my tango stud
At a local milonga bar
Found the perfect red dress
Slit up the front so very far
I am surprisingly very nervous
Tho I've taken lessons before
The place is kind of smokey
Seems like people wanting to score
My partner comes right up to me
Takes my hand, leads me onto the floor
Says 'Hello, my name is Umberto'
Wanted to run, head out the door
He says 'let's see what you know so far'
Pulls me tightly right into him
We take some steps, cheek to cheek
The lights seem to get very dim
Suddenly, the dance floor clears
It's my stud, my dress and me
He looks at me, says 'not bad,
I can teach you more, you'll see'
His thighs and mine start to intertwine
A skill he is trying to test
But I wonder how it would be
With a woman, breast to breast
As I ponder the logistics
Of four breasts closely interspersed
I know it would work just fine
Surely, I wouldn't be the first
So, right then and there I decided
A tango slut I shall be
Wear the same red dress every day
My hair slicked back and greasy
My stiletto heels will be worn down
My lipstick above my lip line
Lots and lots of rouge on my cheeks
Just thinking I look so damn fine
Snap out of it, I say to myself
You're as crazy as a loon
Pack my dress and shoes in my bag
Leave Buenos Aires real soon
Go back to my world of business
Conservative, buttoned-down, sedate
Yet, from time to time I'll wonder
What a good tango slut I could make _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:51 am
DarkChyldesKiss Site Admin
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Mdm,
Too funny! You tango slut you!
Did you get a picture and did you have your tootsie pop?
You not only made it humorus you also managed to interject the feel of the milonga bar and a brief history of the dance too...not an easy thing to do, including facts into a humorus poem. I applaud you Cat.....great write
Oh, I just noticed the time, its almost 1:45 am....way past my bedtime of 1am! Perhaps I will go to bed in 15 mins or so... *watching you...
With Love
Mel xx
Sat Nov 19, 2005 1:39 am
Mdm Prez
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Dark
Thanks for reading this...glad you thought it funny.
No photos that I know of, my colleagues went in one direction, and I to the milonga bar to meet my stud.
And funny you should mention the tootsie pops, I did start to buy them since you talked about them. They are the best!
Good to see you Your Darkness.
Cat _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:46 pm
DarkChyldesKiss Site Admin
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Mdm,
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww no photos! lol At least you've got your tootsie pops! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I've caused a tootsie pop addiction in chat! lol
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Re: Cat
quote:Originally posted by melons:
I absolutely loved this
You not only made it humorus you also managed to interject the feel of the milonga bar and a brief history of the dance too...not an easy thing to do, including facts into a humorus poem. I applaud you Cat.....great write
Oh, I just noticed the time, its almost 1:45 am....way past my bedtime of 1am! Perhaps I will go to bed in 15 mins or so... *watching you...
With Love
Mel xx
Thanks Mel for your generous comments on the Slut. I loved your
Studette poem as a follow-up to Slut.
As far as your comment about your bedtime...I will refrain from replying...
*watching you right back...
Cat _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
Mon Nov 21, 2005 2:36 am
melons Site Admin
Joined: 06 Feb 2004
Posts: 2371
Re: Cat
quote:
I loved your Studette poem as a follow-up to Slut.
Obviously I like to follow your lead with some things.....I guess, as a Tango Studette, I will get to lead in this dance!
quote:
As far as your comment about your bedtime...I will refrain from replying...
*watching you right back...
Cat
Did anyone ever tell you your eyes are lovely *smiling. As for my bedtime, I was just making a point I can just imagine you biting your tongue to prevent yourself making a comment *chuckling. Obviously you weren't too amused, hence the lack of kisses .....watching you, watch me as I watch you!
Love
Mel xxx
Mon Nov 21, 2005 2:34 pm
Linda Bray
Joined: 22 Aug 2004
Posts: 4052
Cat,
LMFAO!!! Too funny.....hummmmm....well i'm sure if ya practiced here at Mels you could have a whole line of dance partners....I'm sure Mel would be at the head of the line....more than once...lol. Take good care...thanks for the laugh!!!
Hugs,
Linda _________________ a poets heart is never empty....
Linda Bray
Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:17 pm
Bobby Mcgee
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* Thinks to self "i REALLY need to learn to dance"*
Great write Mdm. Sadly, or fortunately depending on how you look at it, I easily get a visual from descriptions lmao this one is great.
B. _________________ "If you want to see the rainbow, you are going to have to deal with the rain" Dolly Parton
Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:25 am
Mdm Prez
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Location: U.S. of A.
Dark
quote:Originally posted by DarkChyldesKiss:
Mdm,
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww no photos! lol At least you've got your tootsie pops! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I've caused a tootsie pop addiction in chat! lol
Good to see you too!
Hugs
DarkChylde
No, no photos unless I land in the National Enquirer.
Yes, the tootsie pop thing is catching on. I'm going to send some to Mel, she hasn't seen them.
Mdm _________________ If you're not getting the answers you want,
you're not asking the right questions.
Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:51 am
Mairi bheag
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 5094
Location: Scotland
Ma'am, I can vouch for the efficacy of wearing red at all times. Very fetching you'd look too.
When you get to heaven (pray God not for a good while yet), look for the angel wearing scarlet. That'll be me!
Mair
xx
PS. Does
everybody
call you Cat now?
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Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:56 am
melons Site Admin
Joined: 06 Feb 2004
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Linda
quote:Originally posted by Linda Bray:
I'm sure Mel would be at the head of the line....more than once...lol.
I would never leave it *raising an eyebrow.....I can just imagine the stampede if I did!
*chuckling
luv'n'hugs,
Mel x
Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:58 am
Linda Bray
Joined: 22 Aug 2004
Posts: 4052
Mel,
Your probably right....moving to the corner...hiding from stampede!!!
Love yassss,
Linda _________________ a poets heart is never empty....
Linda Bray
Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:16 pm
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