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Allison, it's all your fault!

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MysteryGirl
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Allison, it's all your fault!


My ‘get up and go’ just got up and went
Seems my ‘give a shit’ too is of the same bent
My‘out there and at em’ is in here in bed
And my ‘can do attitude’ is all in my head

Each day is the same, I wake with the light
Contemplating new plans, so shiny and bright
But I’ll just close my eyes for one second more
Before hitting the circuit, around that gym floor

Too late for the gym, I’ll walk to the train
Eat some food on the way so more time I’ll gain
But cereal’s messy and fruit is too sticky
So McMuffins it is from the arches of Mickey

At work I’m behind, seems it’s always this way
OK, I’ll stay in and skip lunch today
And catch up on some reading and wont get distracted
By email or blogging or discussion protracted

On Facebook or Myspace or news of the stars
Who is pregnant, arrested or been seen in bars
My eyes are averted, my mindset is tough
It’s nose to the grindstone, no matter how rough

But then I remember that Alli’s new story
Is steaming along , there’s heartbreak and glory
And misunderstandings and lover’s hearts broken
Then reconciliation, where sweet words are spoken

So there goes my lunch hour, I spent it in Mels
Reading the stories, and praying for bells
Of the wedding variety for Sully and Bryn
Damn and blast Alli’s stories, they sure suck me in

So Allison dear, you just need to know
That you are the cause of my erratic work flow
Please finish that story, please give me a break
And finally, maybe, some progress I’ll make!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:23 pm 
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Allison



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LMAO Noni you are too funny. I am almost done with the writing challenge and will get back to Bryn and Sully soon. I guess this is one of the most unique compliments I could ever ask for. Thanks for making my night!!

Alli
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Post Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:47 am 
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MysteryGirl
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It was my pleasure Alli, glad you liked it LOL Laughing








HugZ, Noni
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Post Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:09 am 
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Loved it! Thanks!

Alli
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lol, great one Noni =)
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Post Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:59 pm 
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Ha! Noni, that was fantastic!
Her stories do get ya don't they?
Great write chickie.

****Hella Hugs*****

Xalia
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Why thank you X Very Happy

And you might notice she still hasnt finished that story lol.




Hella HugZ back at ya.
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Post Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:46 pm 
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WonderWhy



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yup I totally agree.

Post Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:30 am 
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Laughing I've just found this!!! Thank you, both of you!! Laughing

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