Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 1025
Location: that tragic backwater, the gulf coast of florida
How to Kiss
How to kiss?
She wants to know--too much!
Begging me for guidance
That must be conveyed without touch
Strictly verbal instruction on
An essentially sensual skill.
It might be absurd were she not
So earnest and strong-willed!
Or please, at least,
How NOT to kiss
--The slurping sounds
--The slobbering drool
--The tonsil-tickling lingual probe
--The airy, barely-touching fool
How might she avoid
The myriad permutations
Of kissing catastrophe
In her teenage explorations?
Must I really explain at all?
She wants to learn what she thinks she missed
But I’m skeptical of her need to know
And yet—the opportunist…
Very well.
Here are the simple secret truths:
--Do not unto your beloved
That which seems yucky to you
--Stay mindful and participate
Passivity is a mistake
--Brush often and thoroughly
Especially clean your gums
--Do not use profanity
It sours the sweetest tongue.
And remember, no matter how artful your skill,
No matter how well you may learn all of this,
Never put a cigarette or penis in your mouth.
These things will ever after destroy your precious kiss. _________________ -
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"...a soul that wakes up to find itself wandering, unwanted, between the spheres."
Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:03 pm
Dark prism
Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 865
Location: California Dreamin, baby.
Very good and proper motherly advice.
I'm afraid my precious kiss may have been destroyed.
Yes........back in high school....... I... I... smoked for a short time.
I feel so ashamed.
Strange though....I haven't had any complaints! LOL
Great job again, ae.
Dp _________________ "Fighting for this girl - on the battlefield of love."
Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:13 am
Moonshine
Joined: 16 Jan 2008
Posts: 470
Never put a cigarette or penis in your mouth.
Omyg I absolutely creased up at this - laughing wonderful! _________________
For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return. --Leonardo da Vinci--
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