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The Quitters song

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Moonshine



Joined: 16 Jan 2008
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The Quitters song

I've gotta quit smoking,
Aint no joking
Trying with all my might
I get a funny feeling
Crawling cross the ceiling
Trying to find a match, cause I've run out of light

I've gotta quit coughing
Seems like nothing
Could ever end this curse
Hear me make a racket
As I tear another packet,
Gasping for a gasper, in the middle of a verse

I've gotta start ending,
All this spending
Brings me out in a rash
Forget the implication
Of smoking for the nation
My pockets are empty, cause I've run out of cash

(Ah cough, yeah, cough cough yeah)

I've gotta quit smoking,
Stop this choking,
Find me a healthy way
A path that I can follow
I think I'll start tomorrow,
I have to use this pack now its open, today...
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Post Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:10 am 
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MysteryGirl
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Oh God, Moonie, you just wrote my theme song LMAO

Very funny, but also sadly true.




HugZ, Noni
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Post Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:15 am 
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Moonshine



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Grinning, I'm not even slightly prepared to give up, I just know I ought to - but ohhhh this one tastes so gooooood.....
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Post Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:53 am 
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ae



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OMG, how did I miss this???

This is WONDERFUL!!!
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Post Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:05 pm 
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*chuckling.

I think this is absolutely fab!

luv'n'hugs,

Mel

Post Fri Apr 17, 2009 11:39 pm 
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