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true story f

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Jesika



Joined: 21 Jan 2008
Posts: 21
true story f

he is nice
he is sweet
you got a boyfriend?
he asks as our eyes meet

I look away
knowing what my words will do
"not my cup of tea,
my tea needs a little more rouge"

his eyes betray
the hurt then disgust
he turns away
under his breath comes a cuss

my eyes get misty
I want to scream
how dare you
I guess your just what you seem

I stumble back in
try to get to work
I hear Dyke! at my back
what a jerk

I turn around and nod, as cocky as can be
"you know it!"
breath, play it off..
I'll kill that piece of shit

I catch an eye
of a girl down the hall
she smirks at me
I've never noticed her at all

I gather my strength
this happens over weeks
I become out and proud
not at all meek

we meet by the copier
"accidently" bump into one another

her and I exchange numbers
through sparkling newfound eyes
now im thinking, thanks jackass
cause it pays to advertise
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Post Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:34 pm 
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Dark prism



Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 865
Location: California Dreamin, baby.


LOL!

See, ya never know when good will come from something you thought was awful. Things happen for a reason. Can't get too caught up in things you think are bad, just go with the flow and muddle through, and you might be pleasantly surprised.

I met my woman during an awful time for her. But if that bad time had not happened, we would not have met and started talking. Ya just never know. Gotta keep lookin for that silver lining.

Great poem. I really liked it. Well done!

Welcome to Mels!


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Post Mon Jun 16, 2008 2:45 pm 
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Eiregirl



Joined: 21 Jul 2005
Posts: 10230
Location: Chasing a pink bunny


Jesika,

This is wonderful Laughing

Hugs,
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Purp



Joined: 20 May 2008
Posts: 174
Location: I'm at my computer


Way to go, Jesika! I hope you taught him a lesson. He lost out on two girls...sort of. Smile
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Post Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:46 am 
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Tahllulah



Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Posts: 24
Location: New Zealand


That was a fantastic read!

Post Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:01 am 
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smart_cookie



Joined: 12 Aug 2006
Posts: 2310
Location: USA


poor hims, awl alone wif sports center again tonight lol

funny poem, and I think we've all been there.

xo

Cookie

Post Sat Jul 12, 2008 7:40 am 
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jade547



Joined: 05 Aug 2007
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Location: swindon - uk


lol

great write

d

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