This is the awesome title track from Julie Schurrs second album which is about to come out (available to pre order now!) I'll try and post the lyrics to the other two new ones she has on her facebook soon, but this one is soooooo the best! Even my kid is walking around saying "Would you please explain to my vagina that I'm a man"!!!
Cheers all!, Kat
Boi in the Girls Room
Short hair, no chest
I can tell you've already assessed that,
It must be true
I shouldn't be sharing a stall next to you.
Don't stare, Ma'am please don't scream,
There's no need to call security.
I promise I'm not a guy
You can just call me a B. O. I.
I have better things to do today,
Than to scare you nice upstanding ladies away.
Ma'am don't hit me with your bag.
Just think of me as a nice young girl in drag.
I'm not a guy
But I'm not some dolled up girl
I can see how that would shake your whole damn world
But could we discuss this later please?
I've been driving for six hours and I've been drinking too much tea.
I'll always be the boi in the girls room,
You'll always be the one who just can't understand.
If you're so sure about your thoughts on my gender,
Could you please explain to my vagina that I'm a man?
Boys will be boys and girls will be girls,
Long after we get tattoos and shave off all our curls.
There's no need to chase me from the bathroom stall.
No need at all.
I'm not here for a cheap peep show,
If I was trying to pick up women there are better spots to go.
I don't enjoy this either but for now I have no choice.
Until the happy day I find a door that's labled boi's.
I'm just a dyke, until I have to pee,
Then I have the whole motherf*cking world staring at me.
Am I such a freak that your jaw has to hit the floor?
Yes I read the door.
So go tell your dashing husband Bubba that I'm here,
And I'll explain again I'm not a guy I'm just a queer.
Maybe then we can all just be friends.
But that rebel t-shirt tells me that's not how it's gunna end.
I'm always gunna be the boi in the girls room.
Unless I buy myself a nice wig and a dress.
And if you think I look bad now,
No one wants to see that level of mess.
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