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Tracey



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a poem by Pam Ayres

Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits
By Pam Ayres .

Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.
It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,
And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

'Cos tits can be such troublesome things
When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.

When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,
When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,
When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,
Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.

When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.

When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.

When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
When they're less in the air and more near the floor,
When people see less of them rather than more,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.



Pass on to all your female girlfriends of a certain age and to any males who you think can handle it!!!!

No pun intended.
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Post Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:04 am 
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Loved that Trace! I wonder if our American members would even be able to understand Pam's thick accent? I could just hear her reciting this when I read it. Thanks for the laugh,





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Post Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:03 am 
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PipSqueak



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Thanks Trace - takes me back to being little, my mum used to love Pam's poems.

Hey Noni, I agree, I can hear her voice too. I've managed to find "I wish I'd looked after me teeth" for you. Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5P5BM23uUU

Post Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:20 am 
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